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Author Topic: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress  (Read 11994 times)

Euld

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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #60 on: December 22, 2010, 12:54:08 pm »

I've been able to grow a neckbeard since high school and I brag about it as often as possible  :P

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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #61 on: December 22, 2010, 12:58:11 pm »

I like how so many people are totally missing the point of what Merchant is saying.
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #62 on: December 22, 2010, 12:59:48 pm »

I like how so many people are totally missing the point of what Merchant is saying.
We're not talking about Merchants opinion. We're talking about how badass neckbeards are.
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #63 on: December 22, 2010, 01:02:53 pm »

I like how so many people are totally missing the point of what Merchant is saying.
I'm a little puzzled at how persistent she is on this joke. Usually after one response you classify a joke as successful and move on.
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #64 on: December 22, 2010, 01:12:37 pm »

It's not really a joke. I'm just bored... Although I agree it's starting to look like I'm just spamming.
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #65 on: December 22, 2010, 01:19:06 pm »

I have no neckbeard. I have a thin, rat-like mustache.
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #66 on: December 22, 2010, 01:31:32 pm »

I have perma-neck-stubble.
It grows like, 7 mm, then just stops. And I'm like "WTF beard? Y U no grow?"
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #67 on: December 22, 2010, 04:26:16 pm »

I shaved my mustache when I was 12. I think it's safe to say when I'm out of the iron-fist fule of my parents, I'll have a very hearty beard, neckbeard included.
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #68 on: December 22, 2010, 05:59:41 pm »

When I decide to, I can do full-on beard across the sky.  But I don't let it get there.  :x

My true disappointment is that I can't grow a moustache worth waxing or twirling.  I mean, what's the point of facial hair if you can't twirl your moustache as your evil plans come to fruition?
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #69 on: December 22, 2010, 06:00:54 pm »

Strokeing your goatee is the new twirling your mustache. Hence why I want a goatee. Plus I just like the look of them.
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #70 on: December 22, 2010, 06:05:37 pm »

My job requires that I go clean shaven. I shave every third day or so, but it's not noticible when I don't. Meh.
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #71 on: December 22, 2010, 06:06:50 pm »

*Thread starting off good*
I think another common trait is that we all have neckbeards.
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #72 on: December 22, 2010, 06:13:55 pm »

Strokeing your goatee is the new twirling your mustache. Hence why I want a goatee. Plus I just like the look of them.
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #73 on: December 22, 2010, 06:38:51 pm »

Strokeing your goatee is the new twirling your mustache. Hence why I want a goatee. Plus I just like the look of them.
KILL THE ELF!!!!
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #74 on: December 22, 2010, 06:41:28 pm »

Does that make me an elf? or am I human?
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