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[Scaraban]

Having a problem with cats multiplying like crazy though. Wonder if they're eddible..

Already morphing into a dorf, I see. Embrace the Dorf, bruh!

You'll receive your complimentary ominous robe and hood in the mail. Welcome to the clan. *walks off and sacrifices a goat to the almighty RNG*

you fool! the great RNG has no need of your goats! it needs CPU! all of it!

[MrWiggles]

CPU for the RNG God?

[Forpl]

Having a problem with cats multiplying like crazy though. Wonder if they're eddible..

Already morphing into a dorf, I see. Embrace the Dorf, bruh!

You'll receive your complimentary ominous robe and hood in the mail. Welcome to the clan. *walks off and sacrifices a goat to the almighty RNG*

you fool! the great RNG has no need of your goats! it needs CPU! all of it!

Bah! The RNG requires blood sacrifice! Why do you think He sends us goblins and elves? It is so that we may paint the embark in blood! *sings chants from the Holy Book of Raws*

[Mr. Argent]

Personally, i think the RNG would want dice.

[Rowanas]

Personally, i think the RNG would want dice.

If you were a mechanic, would you want another spanner? No. You'd want goat-sacrifice.

[ancistrus]

Wow, fast replies!

I see. That was a bit disappointing, but the fact that things will knock on my door is a comfort  Guess I gotta get prepared.
And yeah, I'm using largest area on a high end computer, runs fine atm.

16x16 ? 

[MaximumZero]

Wow, fast replies!

I see. That was a bit disappointing, but the fact that things will knock on my door is a comfort  Guess I gotta get prepared.
And yeah, I'm using largest area on a high end computer, runs fine atm.

16x16 ? 

Srsly, what kind of computer are you running, and why do you need more space!?

[Davichococat]

Wow, fast replies!

I see. That was a bit disappointing, but the fact that things will knock on my door is a comfort  Guess I gotta get prepared.
And yeah, I'm using largest area on a high end computer, runs fine atm.

16x16 ? 

Oh God. 16x16?!?! RUNNING FINE?_{YOU DONT THINK THAT IS SPACE ENOUGH? oh...}

[FrisianDude]

Having a problem with cats multiplying like crazy though. Wonder if they're eddible..

Of course they are. Especially sweet, tender, kitten... Dwarfs who have been selected as 'master' by a cat you slaughter won't be pleased with that, though.

Or as Urist McSomewhatdisturbing might say; "I've eaten lots of pussy and they always tasted good."

[Scaraban]

Wow, fast replies!

I see. That was a bit disappointing, but the fact that things will knock on my door is a comfort  Guess I gotta get prepared.
And yeah, I'm using largest area on a high end computer, runs fine atm.

16x16 ? 

Oh God. 16x16?!?! RUNNING FINE?_{YOU DONT THINK THAT IS SPACE ENOUGH? oh...}

If you ever use the entiriety of that space, i will hail you as Armok himself

[Scarpa]

Ah, sounds sweet. I'll have to learn to handle the ropes anyhow.
Having a problem with cats multiplying like crazy though. Wonder if they're eddible..

I'm liking this community already.

I know the thread has already been thoroughly jacked but wanted to point out that the depth of the game is it's strength, which you're already finding out thanks to too many (ie more than 1) cats.

Yes, you're limited to your embark area but as your fortress grows you'll find many many disturbing/hilarious/confounding things. Plus, you can take 'depth' literally and start digging down. That ought to give you plenty of Fun.

[FrisianDude]

Has anyone ever had a flood of dogs? I thought at my most recent start that it would be wise to take two bitches and a .. whatever you call a male dog with me. Both bitches have littered and I now have SIX(!) puppies and three adult dogs and I'm in my second year, in the start of Autumn.

[Tai_MT]

I've got a dogsplosion.  I"m literally sitting on about 50 puppies right now.  And since I"m keeping my dogs around to turn into war dogs (they are especially useful at sieges and for deterring the odd animal and thief).

Cats on the other hand...  I tend to slaughter the kittens just for their skulls.  I need bone bolts after all.  Also, I need to make crafts for trade somehow!

[forsaken1111]

I"m literally sitting on about 50 puppies right now.

You monster.

You glorious, puppy-throned monster.

[Gorm]

Dogsplosions can happen, but they are not half as bad as catsplosions because
1) dogs don't breed as fast (or do they?).
2) dogs are more useful, can be trained into war or hunting dogs.
3) dogs don't adopt dwarves, meaning they can be slaughtered if necessary.