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[Twi]

No, no, no!
It must have floppy ears, and say everything twice.

RETCON

Repeat THIS PLAN:

Send it out the door, and incinerate the New'Nza with the blowtorch when it attacks. If the blowtorch isn't an option, pistol and hatchet.

[BlastoiseWarlorf]

(You sure you want to weld your only axe onto him?)

[Twi]

I meant to use it as bait and then go in and attack the beast while it's distracted with the bot.
Wasteful, but I can't think of anything else. I'd wait a few hours before posting to see if someone comes up with something else.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

What do we have in the pod with us?

[BlastoiseWarlorf]

(Yes. Were trapped in the middle of a forest, with a wild cat that wants to eat us. The robot happily floats beside us)

(EDIT. Misread that. It is the same as the other pod. We have searched all the containers.)
(We have whatever is in our Inventory, The robot and The pistol and Axe.)
Inventory:
1 PJ shirt, sleeveless
1 Pair of PJ pants
1 Pair of slippers
1 Rain coat
1 Foldable shovel
97 Matches
9 Bottles of Painkillers
1 Large Puzzle
1 Rubik Cube
1 Pk. of 300 Pages (298 Left)
3 Pencils
1 Pencil Sharpener
1 Pen
1 Tattered T-Shirt
5 Coal-like rocks
1 Obsidian Mining Implement
1 Toolbox
1 Leather bag
1 Blowtorch, 25 mL of fuel
1 Wrench
1 Screw Driver
1 Hammer
5 Robot Components
50 Screws
50 Nails

Weapons & Ammo:
1 Crude Longbow
   ->50 Good Quality Arrows, Obsidian Arrow Heads, Feathered
1 10mm Pistol
   ->19 Bullets
10 Normal Hunting spears, Obsidian Spear Heads
1 Hatchet that can be thrown
1 Pocket knife

Storage:
1 Spool of Stitches
1 Clean Needle
1 Damaged Foldable Fishing rod
44 Branches

Crude Fridge:
29 Cooked Zenoph Meat
17 Energy Bars
11 Water Bottles
30 Sandrunner Meat

Sandrunner Coop:
10 Sandrunner eggs, Insulated

Condition:
Health: 100
Thirst: 100
Hunger: 100
Tiredness: 100
Cowardness: 0

Perks:
-Thrower

[Kadzar]

Do we know where the wild cat is? If not, send Harro to scout out its location.

[Twi]

Haro, actually: I mispelled it.
This is what I'm referencing: not the best pic, but I didn't find any better.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

EDIT FOR NEW PLAN SINCE I DON'T WANNA DOUBLE POST.

Send Haro out. If it gets attacked immediately, hit the New'Nza with your blowtorch or pistol'n'hatchet combo while it's distracted. If not, have it guard your back and find the beast. Then attack.

[BlastoiseWarlorf]

"Go out and distract the cat outside." You say to it. You stand beside the door and Open it. It flies out and almost immediatly, the something pounces on it. Haro flies around panicked as you leap out and waste all ten rounds in to the cat. Even after that, you need to hack the hell out of it with your hatchet to kill it.

+1 New'Nza Corpse

This cats fur is strange... It blends into it's enviroment!

(Like a chameleon)

Haro hovers there, whistling a robotic tune.

[Twi]

I SAID BURN IT WITH THE BLOWTORCH 
But anyways.
Now that the threat is gone, commence hauling your loot back to your shelter. Haro will escort and watch for danger.

[BlastoiseWarlorf]

(You really want to burn sexy invisible skin?)
You begin your haul back, avoiding wildlife. You have had enough of animals today. Haro hvers by, still whistling his tune as he hovers beside you all the way back home. ou tell him to guard the entrance, so he stays there. You hear cracking in your coop and can only assume the eggs are almost hatched.

[Twi]

More of I wanted to burn the evil beast who owned said skin.

"I'm watching! I'm watching!" Haro comments in an appropriately cute fashion.
Check out the eggs.

[BlastoiseWarlorf]

You head on back to the coop, and to uor pleasure, you find that most of the eggs have begun to crack!

(Pick a plan, want to slaughter all but one male or just leave em? If you have equal males and females, many eggs will be fertilized and rather uneatable.)

[Twi]

((Keep a breeding pair.))

[BlastoiseWarlorf]

(So one Male?)

[Twi]

((ONE MALE AND ONE FEMALE. >_>))