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Most Horrifying thing you have ever done ( Part II )
« on: December 18, 2010, 08:40:48 pm »

So people with the new updates in and civ's back on the adventures map, what is the most horrifying thing you have done this time ? Expand and discuss.
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Re: Most Horrifying thing you have ever done ( Part II )
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2010, 08:48:57 pm »

A bandit severed my hand, I then threw it at him, and strangled him to death.  I then wanted to see if it would let me eat my own hand, and sure enough the dude ate it right up!
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Re: Most Horrifying thing you have ever done ( Part II )
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2010, 09:09:15 pm »

In Genesis, I crushed someone's windpipe with their left testicle. I'm gonna go wash my hands now.

In the (well, more) normal game, I'm fighting my winged race as one of them and cutting off their wings, watching them fall and gib on the earth.

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Re: Most Horrifying thing you have ever done ( Part II )
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2010, 12:25:36 am »

After dieing multiple times, I made another macedwarf, went to an outlaw camp, beat the outlaw until he collapsed, and knocked out all his teeth, and smashed every single toe of his. That was after I stunned him by throwing his buddy's corpse at him.

No, wait, just did something worse. Basically, threw a rock at a guy, making him sick, then killed his leader. Used his leader's corpse as a thrown weapon, until I finally started beating him with the pommel of my axe. He collapsed from pain, I cut out all his teeth. I then proceeded to cut off both his arms, and both his legs. Once the last leg went a-flying, he bled to death.
I always do stuff like that once everyone in a bandit camp is dead/unconscious/immobile (to raise weapon skill). Although I train up wrestling first, which usually ends with all their joints broken.
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Re: Most Horrifying thing you have ever done ( Part II )
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2010, 01:02:47 am »

After getting their skills up a bit, my adventurers usually destroy entire cities simply to harvest the heads of children. I then eat most of the corpses and use these heads as throwing weapons in the next city.

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Re: Most Horrifying thing you have ever done ( Part II )
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2010, 01:03:58 am »

After getting their skills up a bit, my adventurers usually destroy entire cities simply to harvest the heads of children. I then eat most of the corpses and use these heads as throwing weapons in the next city.

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Re: Most Horrifying thing you have ever done ( Part II )
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2010, 06:40:03 am »

After I got hold of an axe things started getting interesting.
Before that I was using a maul and a spear. The spear is very helpful for disabling enemies - stab to the guts, they're too busy puking to throw up a defence and soon enough they fall down. The ambusher that was left alive learnt fast that he wasn't lucky to live. I broke both shoulder and both arms before getting bored and stabbing him in the skull. This after various internal trauma from smashing at the chest and lower body.

Now that I have an axe I'm quite good at hacking peoples legs out from under them.
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Re: Most Horrifying thing you have ever done ( Part II )
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2010, 01:08:45 pm »

I then eat most of the corpses

how?
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Re: Most Horrifying thing you have ever done ( Part II )
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2010, 01:20:57 pm »

I then eat most of the corpses

how?
two ways one being he has a adventurer reaction that converts creatures corpses into meat so he can eat them with out having to butcher or remove the intelligence tag on the creatures reload the town and butch and feast to his hearts content though may be risky if he was doing the second one with the same race.
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Re: Most Horrifying thing you have ever done ( Part II )
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2010, 05:44:53 pm »

It's hard to say.

1) I stangled two groundhogs to death, after biting their ears and noses off.

2) I broke all of a werewolf's joints with my bare hands, and then gouged its eyes out.

3) I beat a buzzard to death with its own leg, and then did the same to several wolves and started on a Hydra before it caught my leg.

4) I shot a Sasquatch in the head with an arrow, breaking its eyes, nose, ears, skull, and brain immediately. It didn't die until I shot it again.

5) I cornered a Dwarven noble. When he failed to give me a quest, I threw a tantrum and axed him to death. After he shot me in the gut, I embedded my axe in his hand, forced him to the ground, chopped him to bits and stripped his corpse. When I came back, holding his head and wearing his clothes, I got shot in both eyes in the same turn by archers I couldn't see. Later I found my skeleton, and carried my own skull as a trophy.

6) I once mod-vented a glove that fires bullets that deal Gore damage. I also made Piercing flintlocks. Both flooded the shops I tested them in with blood, but not as much as the Gore-damaging melee glove I never got to bear against cyclopes. Hell, I had to call the gloves 'psionic' just to justify them.

7) I strangled a Goblin child half to death, but got shot in the face before I finished.

8) I regularly clean my equipment of blood with my tongue.


The most horrfiying thing I ever saw was a Goblin cult whose Elven slaves somehow turned them all to tree-god worshippers...  :-[
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Re: Most Horrifying thing you have ever done ( Part II )
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2010, 05:58:59 pm »

I severed a giant scorpion's tail and used it as a crude bludgeon to beat an innocent buzzard to death. I thought there was the off chance that the tail could poison enemies that got hit with it posthumously, but I guess this isn't implemented... yet.
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Re: Most Horrifying thing you have ever done ( Part II )
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2010, 06:36:28 pm »

Not sure I would classify it as "horrifying" since it was done on a bandit. I prefer the term "justified," but I broke both upper legs on a female bandit which removed her ability to stand and then I chopped off both her upper arms. Once she stopped bleeding and I knew she would still live I left.
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Re: Most Horrifying thing you have ever done ( Part II )
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2010, 11:25:02 pm »

I went into a town, and cut off the legs of every person I came across.  Then, once everyone was Weeble-ized, I left them for a week, then came back.  The people there were hardy, I'll give them that: they'd managed to make do with no legs.  SO!  I decided to see what else they can do without.  So, I cut off one arm off of each person (the left one), and then did some dentistry, pulling the teeth out of every person there.  Finally, I broke all but one finger on each person's remaining hand.  I left for another week.  This time, half the people in the town were dead.  So, I decided to gouge out everyone's eyes.  Left for a week.  Only two people were left in the town.  So, I took my axe, and removed their remaining arms.  I left for a week, and there was just one person left alive in town, and he wasn't doing too well.  I then took my axe and chopped off his head with my axe.  That killed him.
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Re: Most Horrifying thing you have ever done ( Part II )
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2010, 03:07:01 am »

I then eat most of the corpses

how?
two ways one being he has a adventurer reaction that converts creatures corpses into meat so he can eat them with out having to butcher or remove the intelligence tag on the creatures reload the town and butch and feast to his hearts content though may be risky if he was doing the second one with the same race.
A reaction to the studio, please! But I call bullshit, same as with the guy above who "ate his hand". Sometimes people like to invent something cool which didn't happen :).
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Re: Most Horrifying thing you have ever done ( Part II )
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2010, 07:22:09 am »

I then eat most of the corpses

how?
two ways one being he has a adventurer reaction that converts creatures corpses into meat so he can eat them with out having to butcher or remove the intelligence tag on the creatures reload the town and butch and feast to his hearts content though may be risky if he was doing the second one with the same race.
A reaction to the studio, please! But I call bullshit, same as with the guy above who "ate his hand". Sometimes people like to invent something cool which didn't happen :).
Remember way back when wander mod recently came out with the barrel reactions I tested out what if I can make booze out of anything end up being true.
talk about melting fluffy wamblers and ended up with Iron.
now given that if the person makes the reaction takes Anything and keep the material made from the reagent one could make eatable sentient meals.
though I guess the person found out how to make Meat and other butcher items in his/her reaction than my personal -Demonic-tron Still 1.4
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[REACTION:MAKE_BOOZE]
[NAME:make booze]
[ADVENTURE_MODE_ENABLED]
[REAGENT:A:1:BARREL:NONE:NONE:NONE][PRESERVE_REAGENT]
[REAGENT:B:1:NONE:NONE:NONE:NONE]
[PRODUCT:100:1:DRINK:BOOZE:GET_MATERIAL_FROM_REAGENT:B:NONE][PRODUCT_TO_CONTAINER:A]
[SKILL:COOKING]
Real simple to do if one wants to drink the N/A of the living(I guess in-game would be a blended chunk of guts and gore place in a vat with sugars and yeast for fermenting.) you can consume Adamantine if you are quick enough. though the lack of need to eat in the new version kinda makes eating or storing kegs of Dragon N/A(wish if I know how to make a quick cook book for booze so I can custom name these drinks) adamantine +Slade+Microline molten = 'Sea Under the Crust' "See under the Crust is a hard Drink made from the rare material themselves... and Microline. only a small set of bartenders know how to properly mix this drink with out having the three rocks from solidifying while cooling. the taste is like what you expect from rocks, a little salty some what bitter, but Demonicly satisfying."
or Elf+Pine+Cookie = 'Keeper's Accident' "Keeper's Accident is what happens when a drunk leader out of booze decides to go make some of his own with his supplies at hand. the supplies where sadly his grandma's cookies, 7 pine logs from his front lawn, and the elves who try to raid from said cutting of those 7 trees from his lawn. 1 log was use for the barrels the rest was shove in along with the elves and cookies. the taste is sure not for the sane... or sober, drinking this brew as close to licking the soul of nature with a hint of Oatmeal" sadly I haven't dug enough into Raw modding or adventurer raw modding to get stuff like that.

So far under evil acts I think converting a night beast into a Human and dumping it into a batch of piss off dust elves is as Evil until I can build a fort I can retire/rest and expand on. so far the only way is to start fort first then adventurer second then convert fort to a hamlet and use a custom display case by for storage of items to packing up before the next adventurer control Raid in places (this is a theory I guess I can body swap into a military commander and recruit the men then Travel out of the area with little trouble though Evil would be went I send out Snatching parties and finding out a proper way to keep them from wandering around).

Edit: I just check up on your mod and found 2 things 1 I need to make a booze template for every creature two if I want to mix then I also need to figure out the proper Race tags for reagents.
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