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[TheFlame52]

What armor were you wearing, ADAMANTINE? How did you deflect so many attacks?

[mastamage]

What armor were you wearing, ADAMANTINE? How did you deflect so many attacks?

bronze, and superhumantoughness. i don't know how, but maybe i was lucky...
i get a lot of weird RNG lately, like dismembering guy A's arms, arm strikes guy B in the upperbody, tearing apart the heart, and ofcourse it was locked in place XD

[TheFlame52]

Dude, can I borrow your luck for a few minutes? I have a nation to lay waste to.

[mastamage]

Dude, can I borrow your luck for a few minutes? I have a nation to lay waste to.

be my guest XD
just don't get to where the sewer ends on the river  i seem to have a bad time there always....
new adventurer, walks along the river, in the town, i see the one layer below pop up.... and the hitlog.... 25 fungiwood blowdarts killed him

[TheFlame52]

If you cover your whole body with metal armor, you will be invincible to sewer bandits. Helmet, mail shirt, high/low boots, and gauntlets cover everything.

[mastamage]

If you cover your whole body with metal armor, you will be invincible to sewer bandits. Helmet, mail shirt, high/low boots, and gauntlets cover everything.

i know, but still, so much lol, he died on his first day, 20 meters from home XD like in:
- mom! im going on an adventure!
5 minutes later
- madam, is this your son? he died

[Alestance]

Clowns. No, not demons. Human clowns.

One of these trickster mages turned me into a scarecrow, and then one of the zombies tore hay out of me.

[TheFlame52]

Clowns. No, not demons. Human clowns.

One of these trickster mages turned me into a scarecrow, and then one of the zombies tore hay out of me.

Playing Dwarf Chocolate I see. That is my favorite mod, simply because I love secrets.

[mastamage]

so, i got a copy of a friend's world yesterday.
worldgen: 2000 years
fortress: lasted 1256 years
-how did it end: magma safety device switched on, someone broke the off switch, entire fortress died.
-however, my friend was able to sell every single artifact the dwarves made in the nick of time.

so, i start an adventure
found some minor artifact armor and weapons, lets search for more in the wild.
after a few hours i was legendary swordsman and ambusher.
...............
i hear: you will remember the demonic lizards! if you live!
1 guy, i thought, aw how cute, im going to split him in half
he had the 4 most valuable artifacts for armor and weapon, a total weight of 600, 300 for the sword.
every hit launched me 2 tiles away, and i did not even scratch him.
so we kept on fighting for 2 ingame days non stop, me being a vampire and some honeybadger conveniently came by.
i finally started bruising him!!!!! while after each hit i delivered i got knocked back 2 tiles.
on the 4th day, the worst happened: someone else came... with a giant 250 weighing silver hammer artifact.
luckily he was very slow, but the sword guy tunnelvisioned on me, and got his brain scattered over the battlefield....
and then i died, by the hammer, because my torso went airborne  while the limbs laid on the ground 

[TheFlame52]

Can you ask your friend to upload the world to DFFD? I want to play it!

[Bumber]

If you cover your whole body with metal armor, you will be invincible to sewer bandits. Helmet, mail shirt, high/low boots, and gauntlets cover everything.

Not everything. Your digits are still vulnerable (bug) and your face is uncovered.

[Sarrak]

If you cover your whole body with metal armor, you will be invincible to sewer bandits. Helmet, mail shirt, high/low boots, and gauntlets cover everything.

As experience shows, nope. You'll get killed anyway. Lashers & Archers. Or even a Hammerman at lower levels of power.

What armor were you wearing, ADAMANTINE? How did you deflect so many attacks?

No armor helps from zombies. Their punches/kicks are powerful enough to break bones even through it. But Legendary Dodger (and Shield User) can help you survive for quite a while before eventual demise.


Not so long ago I tried to teach my companions hand-to-hand fighting and shield-using through a sparring. With the help of sewer bandits, of course. I encountered several interesting things (like bandits remaining non-hostile to body-swapped companions, even while "sparring") and one obese pikeman, who was turned into a wrestler. He was a god. My companions (even the oldest ones, who killed around hundred of sentients each) struggled away with broken hands one after another. Then he casually kicked in the head of another contestant. All of this while being Proficient Striker and Competent Wrestler...

[nomoetoe]

I had trained up my adventurer to be an elite wrestler I killed nearly 100 crabs, then I found my corpse, I decided to put it in the catacombs and put myself to rest, then I walked through a door and got my upper spine broken and most of my body getting moderate to severe injuries.
At least I put my other self to rest. :c

[TheFlame52]

If you cover your whole body with metal armor, you will be invincible to sewer bandits. Helmet, mail shirt, high/low boots, and gauntlets cover everything.

As experience shows, nope. You'll get killed anyway. Lashers & Archers. Or even a Hammerman at lower levels of power.

Sewer bandits. SEWER bandits. You know, those animal people that only have wooden weapons?

[Sarrak]

If you cover your whole body with metal armor, you will be invincible to sewer bandits. Helmet, mail shirt, high/low boots, and gauntlets cover everything.

As experience shows, nope. You'll get killed anyway. Lashers & Archers. Or even a Hammerman at lower levels of power.

Sewer bandits. SEWER bandits. You know, those animal people that only have wooden weapons?

Yeah. And even THEY can kill a new adventurer. Sadly, I somewhat lost sight of a terrific sewer bandits, hunting them for fun in my long-lasting campaign. More exciting than them are only ambushes - huge meatgrinders of 20 vs 50.