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[HooliganintheFort]

My Dwarf Adventurer entered a tomb of a dead queen then was dismembered by her undead cronies when my human companion came close to her resting place.

[hops]

Falling down a 57z waterfall.

What did your corpse look like after that?

[IronTomato]

Falling down a 57z waterfall.

What did your corpse look like after that?

You say "corpse" like he was still recognizable.

[shevtsov200]

Falling down a 57z waterfall.

What did your corpse look like after that?

You say "corpse" like he was still recognizable.

You say "recognizable" like he was still there.

[Tawa]

Falling down a 57z waterfall.

What did your corpse look like after that?

You say "corpse" like he was still recognizable.

57? That is equivalent to the kick of Chuck Norris. You aren't there after falling down 57 zs.

[TheFlame52]

I was in many pieces, that's how.

[94dima94]

I was in many pieces, that's how.

Oh, he's there. And there. And there...

[kiwiphoenix]

Three words:
Zombie. Air. Drop.

[StupidElves]

Mauled by a pack of giant wolves.

[thefish1992]

Bandit ambush that got interrupted by giant locust. me and my two allies didn't last long.

[nomoetoe]

I killed myself, I had retired and was prepared to live peacefully, then I came and asked myself to join me on adventure, after I went with myself a far ways out of town I then attacked myself cutting one of my legs and arms off and knocking one of my tusks out. I then ran away leaving myself to bleed in misery and gave in to starvation.

[Tawa]

I killed myself, I had retired and was prepared to live peacefully, then I came and asked myself to join me on adventure, after I went with myself a far ways out of town I then attacked myself cutting one of my legs and arms off and knocking one of my tusks out. I then ran away leaving myself to bleed in misery and gave in to starvation.

That was mildly odd.

It might be worthy for the OOC quotes thread.

[BenLubar]

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You begin sneaking.
You charge at The Raven!
You attack The Raven but He jumps away!
You charge at The Raven!
You attack The Raven but He jumps away!
You rush by The Raven!
You miss The Raven!
The Raven counterstrikes!
The Raven misses You!
You charge at The Raven!
You attack The Raven but She jumps away!
You rush by The Raven!
The Raven stands up.
You miss The Raven!
You bite The Raven in the left foot, denting the skin!
You latch on firmly!
You shake The Raven around by the left foot and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The left foot is ripped away and remains in Your grip!
The Raven falls over.
The Raven has bled to death.
You let the Raven left foot drop away as You attack.
You miss The Raven!
The Raven counterstrikes!
The Raven misses You!
You attack The Raven but She jumps away!
The Raven stands up.
You attack The Raven but She jumps away!
You attack The Raven but He jumps away!
You drink the raven blood.
You bite The Raven in the upper body, denting the skin and bruising the muscle and bruising the gizzard!
You latch on firmly!
You've been spotted!
You've been spotted!
The Raven bites You in the lower body, denting the skin and bruising the muscle and bruising the right kidney!
The Raven latches on firmly!
The Raven struggles in vain against the grip of Your teeth on The Raven's upper body.
You break the grip of The Raven's beak on Your lower body.
The Raven charges at You!
The Raven bites You in the right rear leg, denting the skin and bruising the muscle!
The Raven collides with You!
The Raven bounces backward!
The Raven charges at You!
The Raven bites You in the lower body, denting the skin and bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas!
The Raven collides with You!
You are knocked over!
The Raven bites You in the lower body, denting the skin and bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Raven latches on firmly!
The Raven shakes You around by the lower body, tearing apart the lower body's skin!
The Raven breaks the grip of Your teeth on The Raven's upper body.
The Raven bites You in the lower body, denting the skin and bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
The Raven latches on firmly!
The Raven shakes You around by the lower body, tearing apart the lower body's fat!
You break the grip of The Raven's beak on Your lower body.
The Raven bites You in the upper body, denting the skin and bruising the muscle!
The Raven latches on firmly!
You miss The Raven!
The Raven shakes You around by the upper body, tearing apart the upper body's skin!
The Raven shakes You around by the upper body, tearing apart the upper body's fat!
The Raven bites You in the lower body, denting the skin and bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Raven latches on firmly!
You break the grip of The Raven's beak on Your lower body.
The Raven bites You in the lower body, denting the skin and bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
The Raven latches on firmly!
You are no longer stunned.
The Raven shakes You around by the lower body, tearing apart the lower body's skin and bruising the fat!
The Raven shakes You around by the lower body, tearing apart the lower body's skin and bruising the fat!
You scratch The Raven in the left wing, tearing the fat and bruising the bone!
You break the grip of The Raven's beak on Your lower body.
The Raven bites You in the right rear paw, denting the skin and bruising the muscle!
The Raven latches on firmly!
You break the grip of The Raven's beak on Your right rear paw.
The Raven bites You in the tail, denting the skin and bruising the muscle!
The Raven latches on firmly!
You break the grip of The Raven's beak on Your tail.
The Raven grabs You by the fourth right rear toe with his right wing!
You give in to pain.
The Raven bites You in the head, denting the skin and bruising the muscle!
The Raven latches on firmly to Your throat!
The Raven shakes You around by the throat, tearing apart the throat's skin!
A major artery in the throat has been opened by the attack!
The Raven shakes You around by the throat, tearing apart the throat's skin!
A major artery in the throat has been opened by the attack!
The Raven bites You in the head, denting the skin and bruising the muscle!
The Raven latches on firmly to Your throat!
The Raven shakes You around by the throat, tearing apart the throat's skin!
A major artery in the throat has been opened by the attack!
The Raven shakes You around by the throat, tearing apart the throat's skin!
A major artery in the throat has been opened by the attack!
The Raven shakes You around by the throat, tearing apart the throat's skin!
A major artery in the throat has been opened by the attack!
The Raven shakes You around by the throat, tearing apart the throat's skin!
A major artery in the throat has been opened by the attack!
The Raven bites You in the head, denting the skin and bruising the muscle!
The Raven latches on firmly!
The Raven shakes You around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
The Raven shakes You around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
The Raven shakes You around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
You have bled to death.
Apparently I can't kill birds as a cat.

[Alestance]

All of my past deaths on my serious characters have all been due two parts my obscene impatience, one part going with a "class" unbefitting of the race I'm playing.

[mastamage]

entered a necromancer tower as a mortal....
after 3 turns i was unconscious for blocking a metric ton of zombie attacks
deflected by armor spam for a loooooooooooooooong time

after ages and a hurting pc...
the necromancer finally feels like doing something
dead by slicing knife through the brain....

if the necromancer didn't come down i would have died of thirst, it was purple....