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[BlackFlyme]

Killed by a hippo.
This isn't the first time, either.

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[IronTomato]

Horrifying screams come from the Tomato below!

[Niccolo]

Killed by a hippo.
This isn't the first time, either.

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What.

I'm going straight to hell for this, but I can't help but smile that the dwarf's nickname was Od.

[Shadowscynthe]

I was chilling in a forest when a freaking GOBLIN came and ended up-
dismembered left hand
my (whole, lower, upper) right arm's bone fractured
guts spilt.
I won, somehow. But I bled out.
(yes- I just started playing that one.)

[9joseph9]

A sealamprey slams my head with its tail and i die on the shoar of a river. I was sitting there when i realised it was raining, poetic i guess

[gammaflux]

I was in the catacombs sneaking around when I accidentally disturb a mummy. He rushes into the room but doesn't manage to spot me (luckily). So I walk up next to him hoping to cut off his head with my Iron Scimitar. Well no shots are opening up for his head. (all difficult strikes) but at the same time it looks like I can stand next to him without any trouble of him spotting me. So I stupidly try to attack his arm in an attempt to check if I can attack him without getting spotted.

The answer: No I couldn't. Upon lopping off his arm he immediately spotted me, cursed me, and resurrected his arm. So I cut off his other arm. and then his head. Now I just had to fight both of the mummies arms. I stab one of them and then move backwards trying to only fight one at a time. Unfortunately I lose my sword in the process (the first time I've ever lost any weapon impaled in an enemy.) I manage to kill both of them with a nice throw of the zombies head/mangled corpse.

Yes I won! I pick up my sword and exit the door searching for the stairs back up. To retire my guy for a bit. (to get rid of his curse.) When I am suddenly mobbed by 3 peasant skeletons who proceed to bite/punch me. I move backwards and take a swing at one of the zombies but my sword just bounces off his skin. (now the curse starts to kick in) I then pass out from pain and take 10+ pages worth of zombies punching/biting/kicking my head in. (The only reason I survived for so long was thanks to a +Iron Helm+) Still didn't save me though.

Moral of the story: Don't mess with mummies.

[Tarqiup Inua]

So retiring cures the curse? That's sort of neat!

[Nidilap]

I had an entire army of Axmen, Swordsmen, Pikemen, and Crossbowmen. We went into a cavern and began a battle with a Cyclops. AND THEN A FUCKING BRONZE COLLOSSUS COMES IN TO RESCUE HIS BUDDY! We managed to kill the cyclops, but the BC destroyed every. Single. Soldier. I. Had. The BC was fucked up by the companions, like, dented everywhere, with one useless leg and one arm... Gone? I found the arm, and bashed the BC's head in. I then walked away, and went close to a cliff, alt+walked! and died landing on a tree.

I'm gonna take out my anger on elves, now.

[smjjames]

Shoulda looked before you leaped......

[mastamage]

a goblin decided to hammer me into a waterfall..... 7 levels lower

waterfall was 5 levels

head came off

fun time murder time!!!!

[MeTekillot]

Severed upper spinal tissue because someone punched me in the head. Skull didn't cave because of my steel helmet, thank goodness.

[klefenz]

My hammerdwarf was starving, so i enter a tomb to see if there was food inside (wtf was i thinking?)

Find the mummy (a cheesemaker), he curses me, i hit him several times with the hammer to no avail. Then i take out my sword ( i happened to have one in the backpack, but didnt have any skill with sword) decapitate him on first try! Like a boss!
Then his skeleton army surrounds me and kills me


I enter a vampire lair. I proceed to attack the sucker as ussual, then a human child comes from behind and knocks me out. Then i die.

Im fighting a bunch of elf zombies in a tower. Got a few down. Then i dodge into a 1 z-level fall. An elf stabs me in the tooth. I die.

[McDonald]

My last 6 chars were killed by lightsabers after killing an entire camp with only a copper knife. Then I decided to be Chuck Norris and be expert in kicking.

[McDonald]

A rather long death:

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The flying iron bolt strikes You in the left upper leg, chipping the bone through the iron chain leggings! --And it was going so well...
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is parried!
The Swordsman slashes The Swordsman in the right upper leg with her copper long sword, fracturing the bone through the eagle leather cloak!
An artery has been opened by the attack, a sensory nerve has been severed and a tendon has been torn!
You lose hold of the *bronze shield*. --I was holding 4 shields.
You lose hold of the iron shield.
You lose hold of the sea otter leather right glove.
You lose hold of the iron whip.
The Swordsman slashes You in the right hand with his bronze scimitar and the severed part sails off in an arc! --Ouch...
The Swordsman strikes at The Swordsman but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman counterstrikes!
The Swordsman misses The Swordsman!
You are no longer stunned.
The Swordsman attacks The Swordsman but He jumps away!
The Swordsman strikes The Swordsman in the head with his copper shield, bruising the muscle through the sheep wool hood!
The Swordsman strikes at The Swordsman but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman counterstrikes!
The Swordsman strikes at The Swordsman but the shot is parried!
The Swordsman retches.
The Swordsman loses hold of the sheep wool hood.
The Swordsman loses hold of the copper cap.
The Swordsman slashes The Swordsman in the head with his bronze scimitar and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Therset Athodlide, Swordsman has been struck down.
The Swordsman charges at The Swordsman!
The Swordsman attacks The Swordsman but He jumps away!
The Swordsman counterstrikes!
The Swordsman slashes The Swordsman in the right lower arm from the side with his bronze scimitar, tearing apart the muscle through the mule leather coat!
An artery has been opened by the attack and many nerves have been severed!
The Swordsman rushes by The Swordsman!
The Swordsman loses hold of the iron shield.
You strike at The Swordsman but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman counterstrikes!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman slashes You in the lower body from behind with his bronze scimitar, but the attack is deflected by Your iron chain leggings!
The Swordsman slashes The Swordsman in the left lower arm from the side with her copper long sword, tearing apart the muscle and bruising the bone through the rope reed fiber cloak!
An artery has been opened by the attack, a motor nerve has been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Swordsman loses hold of the bronze scimitar.
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You strike at The Swordsman but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes You in the left upper arm from behind with his copper shield, bruising the muscle through the ®iron mail shirtŻ!
The flying iron bolt strikes The Swordsman in the left hand from behind, chipping the bone through the alpaca wool left mitten!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Swordsman loses hold of the copper long sword.
The Swordsman misses The Swordsman!
The Swordsman strikes You in the right lower arm from behind with his copper shield, bruising the muscle through the chicken leather robe!
You miss The Swordsman!
The Swordsman misses The Swordsman!
The Swordsman charges at The Swordsman!
The Swordsman misses The Swordsman!
The Swordsman collides with The Swordsman!
The Swordsman is knocked over!
The Swordsman strikes You in the left lower arm from behind with his copper shield, bruising the muscle through the chicken leather robe!
The Swordsman strikes The Swordsman in the right lower arm with his copper shield, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsman gives in to pain.
You miss The Swordsman!
The Swordsman counterstrikes!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes The Swordsman in the head with his copper shield, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Tuco Ithevozi, Swordsman has been struck down.
The Swordsman strikes You in the lower body from behind with his copper shield, bruising the muscle through the iron chain leggings!
The Swordsman strikes You in the right lower leg from behind with his copper shield, bruising the fat through the iron chain leggings!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You strike at The Swordsman but the shot is blocked!
You slam into an obstacle!
it  You in the upper body, but the attack is deflected by Your iron chain leggings! --I jumped down 1-2 Z-levels to escape. Nobody noticed!
it  You in the upper body, but the attack is deflected by Your iron chain leggings!
You are no longer stunned.
You can't rest until you've stopped the bleeding. --Tried to wait off the injuries.
You give in to pain.
You regain consciousness.
You are no longer stunned.
You give in to pain.
You regain consciousness.
You are no longer stunned.
You block The flying iron bolt! --I finally waited for an hour, but I forgot that enemies respawn
You charge at The Elf Pikeman!
You miss The Elf Pikeman!
You collide with The Elf Pikeman!
The Elf Pikeman is knocked over!
You bite The Elf Pikeman in the right hand, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle through the small goat leather right mitten!
You latch on firmly!
You shake The Elf Pikeman around by the right hand, tearing apart the right hand's muscle and bruising the bone!
An artery in the right hand has been opened by the attack, many nerves have been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Elf Pikeman is no longer stunned.
You shake The Elf Pikeman around by the right hand, tearing apart the right hand's muscle and bruising the bone!
An artery in the right hand has been opened by the attack, many nerves have been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Elf Pikeman stands up.
The Lasher charges at You from the side!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher collides with You!
You tangle together and fall over!
The Lasher is no longer stunned.
The Elf Pikeman bites You in the left upper arm, bruising the skin through the ®iron mail shirtŻ!
The Elf Pikeman latches on firmly!
You are no longer stunned.
You stand up.
The Elf Pikeman struggles in vain against the grip of Your upper front teeth on The Elf Pikeman's right hand.
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Elf Pikeman charges at You!
The Elf Pikeman misses You!
The Elf Pikeman collides with You!
The Elf Pikeman bounces backward!
The Swordsman stabs You in the left upper leg with his bronze scimitar, bruising the muscle through the iron chain leggings!
The Swordsman stabs You in the left upper leg with his bronze scimitar, bruising the muscle through the iron chain leggings!
You miss The Lasher!
You break the grip of The Elf Pikeman's upper front teeth on Your left upper arm.
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher lashes You in the right foot with her bronze whip, bruising the muscle through the rope reed fiber shoe!
The Elf Pikeman is no longer stunned.
You are no longer stunned.
You bite The Lasher in the left hand, bruising the muscle through the rope reed fiber left mitten!
You latch on firmly!
The Elf Pikeman misses You!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You shake The Lasher around by the left hand, tearing apart the left hand's muscle and bruising the bone!
An artery in the left hand has been opened by the attack, many nerves have been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Lasher loses hold of the copper shield.
The Elf Pikeman misses You!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher breaks the grip of Your lower front teeth on The Lasher's left hand.
The Elf Pikeman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman misses You!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You strike at The Lasher but the shot is parried!
The Lasher counterstrikes!
The Lasher misses You!
The Elf Pikeman misses You!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You kick The Lasher in the right lower arm with your left foot, bruising the muscle through the alpaca wool cloak!
The Elf Pikeman misses You!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Elf Pikeman misses You!
You attack The Lasher but She rolls away!
The Elf Pikeman misses You!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You miss The Lasher!
The Lasher counterstrikes!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher stands up.
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You block The flying iron bolt!
The Elf Pikeman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You miss The Lasher!
The Lasher counterstrikes!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Elf Pikeman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You charge at The Lasher! --How did I charge while being on the ground?
You attack The Lasher but She jumps away!
The Elf Pikeman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You attack The Lasher but She jumps away!
The Swordsman charges at You from behind!
You are surprised by the ferocity of The Swordsman's onslaught!
The Swordsman stabs You in the left foot from behind with his bronze scimitar, tearing apart the fat through the rope reed fiber shoe!
The Swordsman collides with You!
You are knocked over!
The Elf Pikeman stabs You in the right foot from behind with his bronze pike, tearing the muscle through the rope reed fiber shoe!
Many nerves have been severed!
The Swordsman stabs You in the lower body from behind with his bronze scimitar, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the iron chain leggings!
The Swordsman stabs You in the upper body from behind with his silver two-handed sword, bruising the skin through the ®iron mail shirtŻ!
The Elf Pikeman stabs You in the left lower leg from behind with his bronze pike, bruising the muscle through the iron chain leggings!
You are no longer stunned.
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Elf Pikeman stabs You in the right lower arm from behind with his bronze pike, tearing the muscle through the chicken leather robe!
The Elf Pikeman misses You!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Elf Pikeman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher stands up.
The Elf Pikeman attacks You but You scramble away!
The Swordsman attacks You but You scramble away!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Elf Pikeman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Elf Pikeman attacks You but You roll away!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman stands up.
The Elf Pikeman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked! --I became a high master shield user at this point.
The Elf Pikeman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Elf Pikeman misses You!
The Elf Pikeman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You strike at The Lasher but the shot is parried!
The Lasher counterstrikes!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Elf Pikeman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman stands up.
The Elf Pikeman attacks You but You roll away!
You block The flying iron bolt!
The Swordsman stands up.
You attack The Swordsman but He jumps away!
The Lasher stands up.
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The Swordsman!
You miss The Swordsman!
The Swordsman counterstrikes!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You miss The Swordsman!
The Swordsman counterstrikes!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You attack The Lasher but She jumps away!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You strike at The Swordsman but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You attack The Lasher but She jumps away!
The Swordsman attacks You but You scramble away!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman attacks You but You scramble away!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked! --Yep, shields are overpowered.
The Swordsman attacks You but You roll away!
The Lasher stands up.
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You block The flying iron bolt!
The Swordsman attacks You but You roll away!
You strike The Swordsman in the left lower arm from the side with your bronze shield, bruising the muscle through the eagle leather cloak!
The Swordsman stands up.
The Swordsman attacks You but You roll away!
You strike at The Swordsman but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman counterstrikes!
The Swordsman misses You!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You strike The Swordsman in the left foot with your bronze shield, bruising the bone through the turkey leather sandal!
The Swordsman attacks You but You scramble away!
The Lasher attacks You but You scramble away!
You strike at The Lasher but the shot is parried!
The Lasher counterstrikes!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman stands up.
The Swordsman stands up.
The Lasher attacks You but You scramble away!
You attack The Lasher but She jumps away!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You strike The Lasher in the left lower arm with your bronze shield, bruising the muscle through the alpaca wool cloak!
The Swordsman misses You!
The Lasher attacks You but You roll away!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You strike at The Lasher but the shot is parried!
The Lasher counterstrikes!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman attacks You but You roll away!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You kick The Swordsman in the head with your left foot, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain! --I was dabbling in kicking, holy poop.
The Swordsman has been knocked unconscious!
Swordsman has been struck down.
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You miss The Swordsman!
The Swordsman counterstrikes!
The Swordsman misses You!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman attacks You but You scramble away!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You attack The Lasher but She jumps away!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You attack The Swordsman but He jumps away!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You bite The Swordsman in the left foot, bruising the muscle through the sheep wool sandal!
You latch on firmly!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman breaks the grip of Your upper front teeth on The Swordsman's left foot.
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You attack The Swordsman but He jumps away!
The Swordsman slashes You in the right upper arm from behind with his bronze scimitar, but the attack is deflected by Your ®iron mail shirtŻ!
You block The flying iron bolt!
The Swordsman slashes You in the lower body from behind with his bronze scimitar, but the attack is deflected by Your iron chain leggings!
You miss The Swordsman!
The Swordsman counterstrikes!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You attack The Swordsman but He jumps away!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman attacks You but You scramble away!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You attack The Swordsman but He jumps away!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The Swordsman!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You scratch The Swordsman in the right upper leg, bruising the muscle through the rope reed fiber cloak!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You attack The Swordsman but He jumps away!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Swordsman strikes at You but the shot is blocked! --Jeebus, I only had 2 shields at this time!
You attack The Swordsman but He jumps away!
The flying iron bolt strikes You in the left lower leg from behind, chipping the bone through the iron chain leggings!
The Swordsman slashes You in the upper body with his bronze scimitar, but the attack is deflected by Your ®iron mail shirtŻ!
The Swordsman slashes You in the head with his bronze scimitar, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain through the *alpaca wool hood*! --And here I go.
An artery has been opened by the attack!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
You have been knocked unconscious!
The bronze scimitar has lodged firmly in the wound!
You have been struck down.

[Nixonitus]

Mostly cheap shots by archers I can't see the moment I get spotted.

That, and I drowned one guy trying to get his swimming level up. Sucks, as he was probably my most successful hunter yet.