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Author Topic: How have you been dying recently?  (Read 164279 times)

Strompik

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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #510 on: January 08, 2013, 12:03:11 pm »
My last death was pretty funny. I got my group ready (one swordsman, one archer) and was ready to hunt some evil man in forest. I got a bit stucked on a hill (I don't usally fast travel) and had a lot of trouble to get to my target. We were crossing a river when it happened, my companions drowned.

Hungry and tired, atleast I was near my target. One river was between me and the guy I went to kill. When I crossed the river, something very suprising happened (It was more of a jumpscare). Aligators (I didn't even knew there was any aligators in the game) chewed on my ass.. Instadeath.
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Spaghetti7

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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #511 on: January 12, 2013, 08:21:16 am »
Quote from: Strompik on January 08, 2013, 12:03:11 pm
(I didn't even knew there was any aligators in the game)
Oh dear. That ain't half of it. If you can imagine it, it's probably in the game.

On topic, an enemy who was on the ground and severely injured managed to smack me hard enough in the face with his shield to kill me. Why does this always happen?  :P
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That's nothing. I had something mate with a pile of dead meat.

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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #512 on: January 12, 2013, 08:58:07 am »
(masterwork mod)
After killing 13 bleak / night creatures, gaining legendary status, and in legends I had "Unatural powers" "Born from the gods"
even just being human. Then I walked into the city, saw a deity, and got turned into a dying slag, with no abilites and I eventually exploded in gore from burning. Anti climatic, may I add.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #513 on: January 12, 2013, 09:11:05 am »
Well. Not exactly my char dying. But the meat shields. How?

I stood near a lake too long. Angered a fish.

Two jumped in.

One came back.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #514 on: January 12, 2013, 01:13:52 pm »
A water dragon (or well, a dragon that doesn't breathe fire/doesn't have legs) bit my head off.

Ow.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #515 on: January 13, 2013, 03:37:51 am »
A wereskink bit all my limbs off. The remaining head/torso dragged himself (I assume he used his tongue somehow) out of the cave where my brave companions were screwing around. The wereskink proceeded to rip them into ribbons, and I bled to death.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #516 on: January 13, 2013, 03:51:41 pm »
A sea lamprey punctured both my lungs, leaving me to suffocate. What a death!
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Quote from: CognitiveDissonance on April 05, 2013, 11:34:13 am
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #517 on: January 13, 2013, 04:02:19 pm »
Quote from: Chimpanzee on January 13, 2013, 03:51:41 pm
A sea lamprey punctured both my lungs, leaving me to suffocate. What a death!
Was your adventurer named Steve Irwin by any chance?
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #518 on: January 14, 2013, 02:03:34 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on January 13, 2013, 04:02:19 pm
Quote from: Chimpanzee on January 13, 2013, 03:51:41 pm
A sea lamprey punctured both my lungs, leaving me to suffocate. What a death!
Was your adventurer named Steve Irwin by any chance?
*checks legends* Nope. His name is Kerleb Pearlowner. This could go in the funniest names topic I think.
He was slain by the sea lamprey Bridgedspreads in The Hairy Steppes.
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Quote from: CognitiveDissonance on April 05, 2013, 11:34:13 am
"I am a Legandary Weaver! Nobody handles cloth like me"
"Yeah, that's great. Hey, are you done? If so, we need to smelt this ten thousand large load of hematite. I'll see you next month."
"WHAT AN OUTRAGE! I AM A LIVING LEGEND! I SHOULD BE WEAVING"
"That's nice. Tell you what, pretend you are weaving metal out of this ore. Now get to work."

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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #519 on: January 14, 2013, 02:34:11 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on January 13, 2013, 04:02:19 pm
Quote from: Chimpanzee on January 13, 2013, 03:51:41 pm
A sea lamprey punctured both my lungs, leaving me to suffocate. What a death!
Was your adventurer named Steve Irwin by any chance?

Lol that's so wrong.

No seriously, that's wrong. Irwin died from a stingray.
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Xantalos

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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #520 on: January 14, 2013, 02:39:09 am »
Quote from: ShinQuickMan on January 14, 2013, 02:34:11 am
Quote from: Xantalos on January 13, 2013, 04:02:19 pm
Quote from: Chimpanzee on January 13, 2013, 03:51:41 pm
A sea lamprey punctured both my lungs, leaving me to suffocate. What a death!
Was your adventurer named Steve Irwin by any chance?

Lol that's so wrong.

No seriously, that's wrong. Irwin died from a stingray.
I know. Still, details can be altered in the telling of a story.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #521 on: January 15, 2013, 02:44:28 am »
One of my companions stumbled and pushed me down a flight of stairs. Broke my spine and suffocated.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #522 on: January 15, 2013, 09:45:36 pm »
Toying around with the Saiyan mod, I was a Super Saiyan 3 and had all my skills basically maxed. Decided to sleep at night.

BUT HO, this was not the end. The bogeymen died fairly easy, since I just Ki-blasted and punched them into oblivion

*the Bogeyman was pushed back by the force of the blow!* *The Bogeyman slammed into an obstacle*

At that point I just went up and beat them.

Died of hunger, yes hunger. Rage ensued.
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Tirion

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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #523 on: January 15, 2013, 09:53:55 pm »
Brigands, most likely. Masters are hardcore.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #524 on: January 15, 2013, 10:43:05 pm »
I was savagely mauled by more than a dozen goblin bandits, because I had made a point of trying to murder the three tigerwomen in their gang. The tigerwomen themselves went down easy, and I got 2 out of the three, but the goblins were a real pain in the arse. Or skull, as was the case for my adventurer.
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