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Tamber

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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #570 on: February 08, 2013, 04:25:48 pm »
Blundered into some farm animals on the way back to report a named giant-lion kill; got mobbed to death.
Apparently, the next village over from mine has issues with my starting point. Assholes.

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Archers  >:(

And I was just beginning to build up my first undead army, too! Mortally wounded with a quick hail of bolts before my undead dingoes slaughtered them.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #571 on: February 09, 2013, 02:05:46 pm »
I was marching along, and I found an ettin.
Basically, I fought through many kobolds humans, dwarves, elves, you name it.
I lopped off one head, then he got really mad and broke my ribs, then stomped me throughly..........
He died, as did i..........
Then my companion RANDOMLY DIED.
BULLSHAT.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #572 on: February 15, 2013, 10:20:09 am »
Got attacked by two spore colonies, killed both but got poisoned by their toxic clouds - which made me stunned/unconscious for one step, and sober for another step, then all over again. I fell into a river, got stunned again and drowned. Shit/
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #573 on: February 15, 2013, 03:18:55 pm »
WAIT!
GUYS!
Why did rumrusher have a cage on him?
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #574 on: February 27, 2013, 01:45:21 am »
Also, I know EXCATLY how i've been dying lately!
Painfully. And usually involeing arrows, broken ribs, or fire/magma.
And falling. Lots on FUCKING FALLING.
"Get dodge" They said! "It will save you," They said!
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #575 on: February 27, 2013, 02:02:24 am »
**You have been shot and killed!**
Damn archers, I need to raise my armour user skill so i can start moving faster again.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #576 on: February 28, 2013, 03:45:11 pm »
Ambushed by tree stumps, whacked four of them EASILY, while I was raping the fifth, he landed an EXTREMELY lucky kick to the head which killed me instantly... talk about luck...
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #577 on: February 28, 2013, 03:55:21 pm »
Wait, ambushed by tree stumps? What sort of mod adds ambushing tree stumps? :o
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #578 on: February 28, 2013, 05:18:47 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on February 28, 2013, 03:55:21 pm
Wait, ambushed by tree stumps? What sort of mod adds ambushing tree stumps? :o
Quite clearly, the best mod of all time.
Unless it doesnèt have giant four-headed puppies. In which case, it SUCKS.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #579 on: March 01, 2013, 09:37:56 pm »
Tree stumps are just elves guys
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #580 on: March 02, 2013, 10:23:54 am »
Quote from: Spy227X on March 01, 2013, 09:37:56 pm
Tree stumps are just elves guys
OHHHH.
I call elves tree humpers.
or tree rapists.
or stupid.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #581 on: March 02, 2013, 11:32:07 am »
Quote from: Ragnarock on February 28, 2013, 03:45:11 pm
Ambushed by tree stumps, whacked four of them EASILY, while I was raping the fifth, he landed an EXTREMELY lucky kick to the head which killed me instantly... talk about luck...
Do you mean crawling stumps from Genesis found in marshes? I am pretty sure they lash with branches and don't kick :D.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #582 on: March 04, 2013, 02:59:27 pm »
Quote from: Deon on March 02, 2013, 11:32:07 am
Quote from: Ragnarock on February 28, 2013, 03:45:11 pm
Ambushed by tree stumps, whacked four of them EASILY, while I was raping the fifth, he landed an EXTREMELY lucky kick to the head which killed me instantly... talk about luck...
Do you mean crawling stumps from Genesis found in marshes? I am pretty sure they lash with branches and don't kick :D.


Yeah, I mean those guys.
I think one of them kicked me, but I'm not sure, long time ago, didn't print screen :)
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #583 on: March 04, 2013, 05:32:34 pm »
I attacked a Reindeer.  Then my companions turned on me.  I outran all but one, but managed to kill him after I tossed a gauntlet that knocked him out.  Thinking I was good, I started heading back to the edge of the site so I could fast travel.  All of a sudden, I was attacked by another Reindeer.  I took him out without to much trouble, butchered him, and headed on my way.  I thought it was weird that attacking a Reindeer would anger my companions and another Reindeer, but I didn't have much time to think about it before this happened:

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I'm still not sure what caused this.  I guess I became a public enemy, or whatever, when I attacked that Reindeer.  Live and learn.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #584 on: March 04, 2013, 09:01:18 pm »
obvisously, you murdered a god.
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