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Bacon Pants

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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #450 on: November 20, 2012, 07:15:00 pm »
Quote from: birdy51 on November 20, 2012, 06:20:39 pm
Quote from: Bacon Pants on November 20, 2012, 05:46:08 pm
Start up an adventure, manage to kill quite a few kobolds in a random dungeon and feel pretty confident. I get hungry and decide to kill and butcher a random duck for food. As I attack, some peasant comes out from nowhere, pronounces his name like he's a boss, and knocks me out (this both pissed me off and made me generally interested in how a jobless bum managed to strike down a demigod in one blow).

After I wake up, I'm surrounded by ducks and I'm being nipped to death. I take one step to get my bearings and I bleed out. Death by duck....

My my... It sounds like your death was quite... Fowl.

Oh you.
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itisnotlogical

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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #451 on: November 20, 2012, 07:39:00 pm »
Surprisingly, not due to kobolds or goblins. I've been getting killed by hyenas an awful lot though.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #452 on: November 22, 2012, 09:14:27 am »
Quote from: Bacon Pants on November 20, 2012, 05:46:08 pm
Start up an adventure, manage to kill quite a few kobolds in a random dungeon and feel pretty confident. I get hungry and decide to kill and butcher a random duck for food. As I attack, some peasant comes out from nowhere, pronounces his name like he's a boss, and knocks me out (this both pissed me off and made me generally interested in how a jobless bum managed to strike down a demigod in one blow).

After I wake up, I'm surrounded by ducks and I'm being nipped to death. I take one step to get my bearings and I bleed out. Death by duck....

Those ducks are going to start a kingdom, and they will use your bones to construct their monarch's palace. This kingdom will later expand into an empire that will dominate the entire world.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #453 on: November 23, 2012, 12:30:31 pm »
Quote from: Carric on November 22, 2012, 09:14:27 am
Quote from: Bacon Pants on November 20, 2012, 05:46:08 pm
Start up an adventure, manage to kill quite a few kobolds in a random dungeon and feel pretty confident. I get hungry and decide to kill and butcher a random duck for food. As I attack, some peasant comes out from nowhere, pronounces his name like he's a boss, and knocks me out (this both pissed me off and made me generally interested in how a jobless bum managed to strike down a demigod in one blow).

After I wake up, I'm surrounded by ducks and I'm being nipped to death. I take one step to get my bearings and I bleed out. Death by duck....

Those ducks are going to start a kingdom, and they will use your bones to construct their monarch's palace. This kingdom will later expand into an empire that will dominate the entire world.
And their king shall be: Conan the Canard! As strong as a duck! As fast as a flying duck!
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #454 on: November 23, 2012, 09:25:45 pm »
i keep dodging and heatbutting solid rock walls.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #455 on: November 23, 2012, 10:19:20 pm »
I couldn't find the vampire I had quest to kill but later on I realized that the vampire was one of my minions (a steel clad rifleman) that I had recruited from the town. I accused him and soon after died from a flying steel cannonball to the groin (playing masterworks so extra bodyparts and weapons)
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #456 on: November 23, 2012, 11:05:03 pm »
For some reason kobolds are the dominant species.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #457 on: November 24, 2012, 02:03:04 am »
Quote from: Carric on November 23, 2012, 11:05:03 pm
For some reason kobolds are the dominant species.

Bitch please, we are the dominant EVERYTHING.


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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #458 on: November 30, 2012, 08:42:46 pm »
Trying to figure out how to fly as a specie with wings ((the legendary flying elf I somehow coded in)) and I ended up falling down 50 Z levels down a magma pipe.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #459 on: November 30, 2012, 09:59:27 pm »
Found a volcano for the first time in adventure mode and forgot that I was surrounded by crossbowmen that I couldn't see. I dodged in to the magma, but I was shot in the head before I could melt to death.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #460 on: December 05, 2012, 07:42:38 pm »
I died about five times to the same necro tower, the first time I went there I was dumb and ran away with the necro and undead, next time i went back with a few friends there were about three necros.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #461 on: December 05, 2012, 10:11:41 pm »
Usually, starting a game, spamming "tell about surroundings", get info on the 200 lairs/shrines/labyrinths near the town, go kill a few, get cocky, stab another one solo and get shredded by a lucky shot.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #462 on: December 05, 2012, 11:27:23 pm »
Got pecked to death by a raven while power-leveling armor. I failed to realize that I lacked metal pants until it was too late.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #463 on: December 06, 2012, 12:06:22 am »
What even is it with hyenas lately? They've been kicking my ass even with a companion or two.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #464 on: December 11, 2012, 08:44:56 pm »
RIP Astri Githosmkem Bethasanthath. Legendary Hero of the Planet of Vision. Killer of Titans. Bane of Night Creatures. Culler of Giants and Dragons.

Was slain by madness induced from his inability to step over a knee-high campfire.
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