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jaxy15

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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #180 on: July 29, 2011, 07:59:59 am »

While playing a harrier (bird) clown made out of ash, a bogey kicked me in half.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #181 on: July 29, 2011, 04:16:09 pm »

I was hunting a muskox. you know what happened. it kicked out my brain
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #182 on: July 29, 2011, 07:31:33 pm »

got ambushed by a yeti, he broke my knee, I passed out......He broke every single bone in my body and my upper spine got a compound fracture (Horrible to picture) and then, as he tore off my black steel helmet that prevented him from killing me..........ran away.......
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #183 on: July 30, 2011, 09:09:30 am »

got ambushed by a yeti, he broke my knee, I passed out......He broke every single bone in my body and my upper spine got a compound fracture (Horrible to picture) and then, as he tore off my black steel helmet that prevented him from killing me..........ran away.......


That is a horrible....._____...But it isn't a death yet  ;)




My big mistake when underestimating an elephant. My axedwarf companion (retired elite) and me were traveling the countryside when suddenly, one elephant comes charging at us! The axedwarf responded immediately shouting his warcry and swinging his axe. It hit the tusk but glanced away (steel  :P ). The elephant went on and gored through his partial plate armor and then decided to push him into a murky pool.


I was left alone and helpless as my companion slowly dragged himself out of it (yay swimming!). The elephant turned one dark eye towards me and charged. Backwards.

My axedwarf companion dodged it for some time yet he didn't see the cliff wall right next to him. It was a horrible end.

And I soon followed, you cannot outrun an elephant :'( .
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #184 on: July 30, 2011, 08:25:09 pm »

got ambushed by a yeti, he broke my knee, I passed out......He broke every single bone in my body and my upper spine got a compound fracture (Horrible to picture) and then, as he tore off my black steel helmet that prevented him from killing me..........ran away.......
That is a horrible....._____...But it isn't a death yet  ;)

Breaking your upper or middle spine is always fatal, from my experience. You will suffocate, probably even if you fast travel away. You can break your lower spine but it'll leave you a paraplegic.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #185 on: July 31, 2011, 03:10:34 pm »

before i stopped being a n00b (2 hours ago,i started playing adv yesterday) i was very usedd to getting grouped by boogeymen,also,i use sound sense from lazy newb pack,their growls...their moans...the shouts,everytime i get ambushed by the boogeymen i have a heart attack,the only thing that revitalizes my organs is the shock that all my effort is gone because im dead...

by the way,everyone says dying from a kick to the face is so absurd,but i train martial arts and you CAN be killed by a kick to the head,it has happened around...50+ times?
what happens many times is that the kick hits the chin and cheek,twisting the head and not only breaking the neck but also damaging (seriously mauling) the brain.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #186 on: April 06, 2012, 01:42:24 pm »

Bump? Hello?
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #187 on: April 06, 2012, 01:49:24 pm »

Bump? Hello?
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #188 on: April 06, 2012, 03:32:04 pm »

My al-mighty, legendary lasher, with a silver whip, full steel armor, ulitimate in his physical, capable of dodging a arrow going a hundred miles a hour from behind, got in a fight with a kid.




A kid killed my guy, a ACTUAL CHILD.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #189 on: April 06, 2012, 03:56:52 pm »

Not much. Finaly got my first vampomancer off the ground.
Add in my modded secrets for Flame and telekinisis, and I'm basicly invulnerable.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #190 on: April 06, 2012, 04:39:18 pm »

Bump? Hello?
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #191 on: April 06, 2012, 07:57:38 pm »

Losing my ability to stand and getting mauled.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #192 on: April 06, 2012, 07:58:45 pm »

Losing my ability to stand and getting mauled.
That's always a favorite.
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #193 on: April 06, 2012, 09:06:31 pm »

I was thrown by a bandit.


Shouldn't be lethal, you say? It is when you then fall down a nice deep pit!
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Re: How have you been dying recently?
« Reply #194 on: April 07, 2012, 08:45:21 pm »

Corner campers. It's the only way I can explain an archer having already drawn his bow, knocked an arrow, and taken aim when the door opens.
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