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Author Topic: What's all this talk about Dragon Eggs?  (Read 3716 times)

Jacob/Lee

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Re: What's all this talk about Dragon Eggs?
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2010, 10:13:34 pm »
Yo dawg we heard you like fixing, so we put a fix in your fix in your fix. So you can fix while you fix while you fix while you fix.
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Ubiq

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Re: What's all this talk about Dragon Eggs?
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2010, 10:14:07 pm »
Urist von Noble has issued a mandate: Dragon Egg Omelette with a side of Hydra Bacon and Minotaur Milk.
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612DwarfAvenue

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Re: What's all this talk about Dragon Eggs?
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2010, 10:18:21 pm »
Quote from: Urist von Noble
Urist von Noble has issued a mandate: Dragon Egg Omelette with a side of Hydra Bacon and Minotaur Milk.
Quote from: Urist McUrist
You want some Dragon? There'll be one in this here arena very soon. There's even a lever for you to pull while you're here...
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Centration. Similar to Spacestation 13, but in 3D and first-person. Sounds damn awesome.
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iyaerP

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Re: What's all this talk about Dragon Eggs?
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2010, 10:21:50 pm »
Quote from: Ubiq on December 17, 2010, 10:14:07 pm
Urist von Noble has issued a mandate: Dragon Egg Omelette with a side of Hydra Bacon and Minotaur Milk.

Urist McLegendaryArmoursmith: doot de doo dooo. I'm making adamantine full plate. Life is good. Lalal-OWWWW! WTF?
Psycho McHammerer: Urist von Noble's mandate for dragon egg omelette has gone unfuffilled. How dare you show such affront to our nobility? SUFFER THE HAMMER'S WRATH!

Urist McLegendaryArmoursmith has bled to death.
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Christ, are you dwarves or are you elves? If you think Hell has too many demons, then youkill them till the population reaches an acceptable number.
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612DwarfAvenue

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Re: What's all this talk about Dragon Eggs?
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2010, 11:03:09 pm »
True Dwarves don't break their backs over fuffilling mandates, intead they kill the noble who issued them to prevent further problems.
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Kylarus

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Re: What's all this talk about Dragon Eggs?
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2010, 12:45:06 am »
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on December 17, 2010, 10:10:24 pm
Quote from: BurnedToast on December 17, 2010, 09:20:56 pm
Quote from: UristMcDwarf on December 17, 2010, 08:35:28 pm
Quote from: Zrk2 on December 17, 2010, 07:47:34 pm
Quote from: Cyroth on December 17, 2010, 06:20:33 pm
Quote from: Fikes on December 17, 2010, 05:36:34 pm
My question is, what do you do with them?

1. Embark on a Dragons lair.
2. Claim egg.
3. Watch one stupid AND brave dwarf run like hell (and pray he is running in the right direction).
4. Wait for elf traders.
5. Cage elf traders.
6. Cage cats.
7. Put caged elf traders and cats in arena.
8. Put lever in arena to release elf traders and cats.
9. Make lever only usable by a hated noble.
10. Throw egg into arena (or shoot via catapult).
11. When angry dragon enters arena, have hated noble pull lever, releasing your caged victims.
12. Watch angry dragon rip apart all elves, cats, and the noble.
13. Set it up to reclaim egg out arena
14. Drive away dragon
15. Repeat each time goblins siege or elven caravans arrive
16. Laugh like crazy.
17. ???
18. Profit!

Fixed
Fixed your fix.

fixed your fix of the fix

edit: fixed my fix of the fix of the fix

Fixed all of your fixes.
Fixed something.
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You mean the ability to have endless training dummies, a carpet of eyestalks and tendrills, and a plant that both makes for some good grizzled sea man hard liquor AND the ability to turn your dwarves into the Night´s Watch...not reward enough?

Max White

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Re: What's all this talk about Dragon Eggs?
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2010, 12:50:17 am »
Quote from: Kylarus on December 18, 2010, 12:45:06 am
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on December 17, 2010, 10:10:24 pm
quote pyrmid
Fixed something.

Quote pyrmids, nasty work, so I fix'd it for you.
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Fredd

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Re: What's all this talk about Dragon Eggs?
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2010, 05:09:13 am »
 I know a few here that need to be fixed, to take care of progeny, lololols
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