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[CapnUrist]

Well when I embark!
Well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the dwarf who embarks with you.

And when I'm digging!
Well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the dwarf whos digging next to you.

Well I would smooth 5,000 walls!
And I would smooth 5,000 more.
Just be be that dwarf who gets the right to detail the entire meeting room floor.

BOATMURDERED!
boatmurdered
BOATMURDERED!
boatmurdered

Bo ba bum ba da bum ba da bum ba da da da da!

Win City, right here. Took me til the third verse to get the tune in my head but it's perfect.

Now I want to parody something into DF. Hold on.

[drvoke]

This is a story all about how,
a fortress got flipped turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute, so sit as you like,
And tell you how I became the mayor of the fort Ardentdikes

...  sorry, I'll stop!

[Max White]

Now I can't get 'story of a girl', by Nine days, out of my head.

This is, the story of a dorf.
Who hit river and drowned the hole fort.
And while it looks so good in engravings.
I totaly laughed my head off,
While they drowned.
OH while they drowned.

I don't think we'll last the year.
Were out of food and running low on beer.
And I think we need more bed.
There's no wood left, so we'll use mushrooms instead.

As long as were crafting stone mugs.
Making cheep jumk to sell to caravans.
Only problem is,
A forgotten beast virus has rotted off our hands.

Well our cage traps wont save us next raid.
Because Deon gave goblins [TRAP_EVADE]
I don't know why I play mods anyway...

This is, the story of a dorf.
While he was mining became ultra tough.
So I put him in the military.
And he got he's head chopped clean off,
By an axe.
OH by an axe...

[MC Dirty]

<deleted>

[Max White]

Done and done...

[UnrealJake]

We're no strangers to magma
You know the lever and so do I!

[squeakyReaper]

I love you.

[UnrealJake]

I love you.

Not any more, he broke my heart!

[Max White]

Some lyrics just can't be improved.

[UnrealJake]

Somg lyrics just can't be improved.

But somg spelling mistakes can be.

Also, AWESOME!

[iyaerP]

Sung to the tune of "Drunken Sailor": (note, this comes from a thread about 3 days ago and happened by improv via me and about 5 other forumgoers. I have complied the whole list of verses into one song here. Contributers were myself, MaxWhite, Tenth Speed Writer, CapnUrist, EddyP, and nickdx. Original idea credit goes to Tenth Speed Writer

What do ye do with a ca-ged kobold?
What do ye do with a ca-ged kobold?
What do ye do with a ca-ged kobold?
Earlie in your fortress?

Store him in a stockpile for later
Store him in a stockpile for later
Store him in a stockpile for later
Earlie in your fortress

(chorus)

Put him in a pit with the military.
Put him in a pit with the military.
Put him in a pit with the military.
Earlie in your fortress.

But kobold thieves can't be pitted,
Kobold thieves can't be pitted,
Kobold thieves can't be pitted
without escaping from your fortress.

So open that cage and let the military fight him,
Open that cage and let the military fight him,
Open that cage and let the military fight him
Earlie in your fortress.

But the military's got no armour.
The military's got no armour.
The military's got no armour.
Earlie in your fortress.

(Chorus)

Toss him in the river to feed to the carp.
Toss him in the river to feed to the carp.
Toss him in the river to feed to the carp.
Earlie in your fortress.

Urist cancels Haul: Interrupted by Carp
Urist cancels Haul: Interrupted by Carp
Urist cancels Haul: Interrupted by Carp
Earlie in your fortress.

(Chorus)

Put him in bed with the baron's daughter.
Put him in bed with the baron's daughter.
Put him in bed with the baron's daughter.
Earlie in our fortress.

Well we ain't got no bloody nobles,
We ain't got no bloody nobles,
We ain't got no bloody nobles
This earlie in our fortress.

Well we ain't got no bloody nobles,
We ain't got no bloody nobles,
We ain't got no bloody nobles
This earlie in our fortress.

Then get a bookkeeper and give him an office.
Get a bookkeeper and give him an office.
Get a bookkeeper and give him an office.
This earlie in our fortress.

(Chorus)

Lets build hes cage in the dinning hall.
Build hes cage in the dinning hall.
Build hes cage in the dinning hall.
Earlie in our fortress.

In the dining hall, he'll scare our workers.
In the dining hall, he'll scare our workers.
In the dining hall, he'll scare our workers.
Earlie in our fortress.

(Chorus)

We'll train him as the outpost mascot.
Train him as the outpost mascot.
Train him as the outpost mascot.
Earlie in our fortress.

(chorus)

Throw 'em in the pool and let 'em float there,
Throw 'em in the pool and let 'em float there,
Throw 'em in the pool and let 'em float there,
Earlie in the forrrrtress.

Toss a couple cats in so 'e won't be lonely,
Toss a couple cats in so 'e won't be lonely,
Toss a couple cats in so 'e won't be lonely,
Earlie in the forrrrtress.

(chorus)

Build a huge tower above the butchershop.
Build a huge tower above the butchershop.
Build a huge tower above the butchershop.

Place a pit zone on top of the tower.
Place a pit zone on top of the tower.
Place a pit zone on top of the tower.

Build a kobold cage right next to the top.
Build a kobold cage right next to the top.
Build a kobold cage right next to the top.

Pit the kobold up there: instant butcher.
Pit the kobold up there: instant butcher.
Pit the kobold up there: instant butcher.
Earlie in our Fortreeeeessss

(chorus)

Sell 'em to the elves on a big ol' wood spit,
Sell 'em to the elves on a big ol' wood spit,
Sell 'em to the elves on a big ol' wood spit,
Earl-aye in the fortress'!

Toss 'em in the pit with a gian' cave spider,
Toss 'em in the pit with a gian' cave spider,
Toss 'em in the pit with a gian' cave spider,
Earl-aye in the fortress'!

Dunk 'em in the magma 'till he's toasty,
Dunk 'em in the magma 'till he's toasty,
Dunk 'em in the magma 'till he's toasty,
Earl-aye in the fortress'!

Bridge-drop him to the magma sea.
Bridge-drop him to the magma sea.
Bridge-drop him to the magma sea.
Earlie in your fortress.

And thats what you do with a caged kobold,
Thats what you do with a caged kobold,
Thats what you do with a CA-GED KOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOLLD....
EARLIE IN YOUR FOR-OR-TRESS!

[UnrealJake]

I remember that song well from my chilhood, singing a little of it one day at school, I could never remember what the song is about, but now when I'm senile and stupid[er] i'll mix up these two memories, and i'll remember signing about Kobolds. Thank you.

[UnrealJake]

Call me foolish, but I was listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0PGK7a2IFo and I wondered if I could edit it to make it dwarfier. I then realised my stupidity.

[Max White]

Call me foolish, but I was listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0PGK7a2IFo and I wondered if I could edit it to make it dwarfier. I then realised my stupidity.

Want to go play angry birds now.

[iyaerP]

Song: Panzer Battalion
Artist: Sabaton
Genre !!<<☼HEAVY METAL☼>>!!

Beset by FUN, not one dwarf shall fall
In the defence of our homes.
A legion of goblins has come from the east
To besiege and take the outpost.

Now that they're here, we'll finish them off
Shatter their every last bone
To show to goblins the whole world around
To come here's to die here alone.

All dwarves clad in adamantine
Killers to the core
Slaughter every single goblin
Drown them in their gore.

Death shall come for you in this dwarven fortress
Pathetic weakling don't run face your fate like a
Dwarf. You cannot escape your fate in this fortress.

Thousands of tons of potential fun
Sitting on just one support
Should you get past our guards, we'll drop it on you
And seal the entrance to our fort.

First strike is ours, Ballista bolts thrown
To cut down all those in their path
It matters not how hard you try to resist
Nothing shall escape our wrath.

Urist start to operate pumps
Ready for the storm
Have a Noble pull the lever
FEEL OUR MAGMA BURN!!!!!

Death shall come for you in this dwarven fortress
Pathetic weakling don't run face your fate like a
Dwarf. You cannot escape your fate in this fortress.

Death shall come for you in this dwarven fortress
Pathetic weakling don't run face your fate like a
Dwarf. You cannot escape your fate in this fortress.

Beset by FUN, not one dwarf did fall
In the defence of our homes
A legion of goblins now flees to the east
Broken and beat to a man

All dwarves clad in adamantine
Killers to the core
Slaughtered every single goblin
Drowned them in their gore.

Dwarven fortress!!
Pathetic weakling don't run face your fate like a
Dwarf.
Dwarven fortress!!
YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!