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cog disso

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A Merry Armokmas to us all!
« on: December 16, 2010, 02:29:32 am »
What's better than one caged minotaur? TWO caged minotaurs!

What will the Jolly Old Elf* be bringing your fortress this year?





















*He denies the allegations.
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Re: A Merry Armokmas to us all!
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2010, 08:51:29 am »
Lots of coal. My steel industry could use a shot in the arm.
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Re: A Merry Armokmas to us all!
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2010, 09:43:32 am »
Goblinite.
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Re: A Merry Armokmas to us all!
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2010, 09:49:37 am »
Quote from: CapnUrist on December 16, 2010, 08:51:29 am
Lots of coal. My steel industry could use a shot in the arm.
DF: Making naughty children happy since 2006.
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Re: A Merry Armokmas to us all!
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2010, 10:51:49 am »
Hopefully a better comupter, so I can get my fps above 7  :'(
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Re: A Merry Armokmas to us all!
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2010, 11:20:53 am »
So, good children get various +pig tail fiber sock+s, legendary roasts and such.
While naughty children get the last component they need to forge steel weaponry and take over the world.
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Quote from: CinnibarMan on October 31, 2010, 07:22:30 pm
" It... it's finally over. Oh Armok it was like the end of days in some kind of gristly death bathtub of untold horror and wow that is a nice waterfall."
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Re: A Merry Armokmas to us all!
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2010, 11:31:30 am »
Quote from: NewSheoth on December 16, 2010, 11:20:53 am
So, good children get various +pig tail fiber sock+s, legendary roasts and such.
While naughty children get the last component they need to forge steel weaponry and take over the world.

I think you've got this backwards. This is ARMOKMAS we're talking about, after all.
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Re: A Merry Armokmas to us all!
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2010, 11:41:23 am »
I want a pony, anna football, anna new bike.

And if hes got any spare time maybe he can figure out why my magma stack leaks.

I may just get impatient and construct cage traps to snare the seasonal wanderer.  After which he will be locked up in a crafts workshop producing jolly toys and all that crap
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Re: A Merry Armokmas to us all!
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2010, 12:50:39 pm »
a computer better than this IBM laptop  ;D  8)
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Re: A Merry Armokmas to us all!
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2010, 02:03:30 pm »
On the twelfth day of Armokmas, a forgotten beast brought to me...
12 *adamantine battleaxe*s
11 +kitten roast+s
10 war elephants goring
9 magma pumps pumping
8 dwarves starving
7 *booze barrel*s
6 flaming miners
5 MAGMA CANNONS
4 chained wardogs
3 bridge traps
2 captured sieges
And an elf melting in magma.

Alternatively, just some goblinite would be nice.
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Re: A Merry Armokmas to us all!
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2010, 02:10:48 pm »
Vodka, Vodka, Dead Elf, Vodka, elephant meat, vodka...
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Re: A Merry Armokmas to us all!
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2010, 02:38:55 pm »
A new drowning trap that does not grow tree's. I smell elves!
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: A Merry Armokmas to us all!
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2010, 02:49:04 pm »
Quote from: Dishwater on December 16, 2010, 02:38:55 pm
A new drowning trap that does not grow tree's. I smell elves!
Put a road on the bottom.
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Re: A Merry Armokmas to us all!
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2010, 02:50:50 pm »
Abilities to do any good whatsoever at any games other than minecraft.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: A Merry Armokmas to us all!
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2010, 02:58:19 pm »
A copy of New Super Mario Bros. Wii so I may throw people into magma and generally screw them over.
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!