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DwarfyDwarf

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Seriously, Humans?!
« on: December 15, 2010, 10:02:57 pm »

I was going back to town to spread word of my heroicness when I came across THIS.

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Seriously, what the hell is this supposed to lead to?

Edit: I did the dwarfy thing and slept on top. When I woke up, my companion was missing. In looking for him, I found this:
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That would be the best place for a secret lair...
« Last Edit: December 15, 2010, 10:06:38 pm by DwarfyDwarf »
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Re: Seriously, Humans?!
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2010, 11:41:20 pm »

Until the river thaws and you drown.
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Re: Seriously, Humans?!
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2010, 11:47:40 pm »

Does raise the question of why it isn't full of ice, though.
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Re: Seriously, Humans?!
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2010, 11:47:43 am »

Does raise the question of why it isn't full of ice, though.

Maybe something evaporated it. Or maybe there's some failsafe we're not seeing that prevents water from getting in. Or maybe the game's just goofy and the water was never calculated to interact with that area until he showed up, and it was frozen at the time so no flooding.
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Re: Seriously, Humans?!
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2010, 01:32:51 pm »

Yesterday I saw two bridges in an human village, arranged rectangular to each other, so that it was impossible to cross any of them... and there wasn't even a river.
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Re: Seriously, Humans?!
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2010, 11:51:33 pm »

Yesterday I saw two bridges in an human village, arranged rectangular to each other, so that it was impossible to cross any of them... and there wasn't even a river.

Think like a -human-.  Two intersecting bridges are impassible -- and you've got to get past it somehow, right?  So build two bridges, one to cross each of the two intersecting bridges!
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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2010, 04:14:41 am »

Yesterday I saw two bridges in an human village, arranged rectangular to each other, so that it was impossible to cross any of them... and there wasn't even a river.

Think like a -human-.  Two intersecting bridges are impassible -- and you've got to get past it somehow, right?  So build two bridges, one to cross each of the two intersecting bridges!
Or we could do the dwarfy thing and nuke the bridges from near orbit with a magma cannon...
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Re: Seriously, Humans?!
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2010, 12:56:13 am »

Yesterday I saw two bridges in an human village, arranged rectangular to each other, so that it was impossible to cross any of them... and there wasn't even a river.

Think like a -human-.  Two intersecting bridges are impassible -- and you've got to get past it somehow, right?  So build two bridges, one to cross each of the two intersecting bridges!
Or we could do the dwarfy thing and nuke the bridges from near orbit with a magma cannon...
Or you dump magma on everything else so there's no longer need to cross the river.
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Re: Seriously, Humans?!
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2010, 03:04:06 am »

Which river? There was no river.
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