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[C4lv1n]

...when thinking about dwarf fortress where you go, HOLY FUCK! Dwarf fortress is getting very close to being an accurate simulation of one fourth of a whole planet, with civilizations, trade, wars... All done by one man in four or five years...

How long has it taken them to get Duke Nukem Forever finished?



I think I'm calling in sick tommorow, I need to play me some dwarf fortress.

[metime00]

Now do you think about what will happen in a years time? I get way too excited when I think about how much progress could be made in a year.

[Duelmaster409]

People upload their minds into a Dwarf Fortress savefile to live in Dwarf Fortress forever.



Future news report:


THIS JUST IN: OVER 10,000 PEOPLE ALL ACROSS THE GLOBE HAVE SPONTANEOUSLY COMMITTED SUICIDE BY INSTALLING A USB PORT INTO THEIR BRAIN!

[Untelligent]

Ever since I first read the new devlist I've been of the opinion that Adventure mode will strongly resemble an ASCII Elder Scrolls game when the list is finished.

[Cruxador]

Ever since I first read the new devlist I've been of the opinion that Adventure mode will strongly resemble an ASCII Elder Scrolls game when the list is finished.

The worldgen is already a good bit like Daggerfall. Other than that, I don't see the connection.

[Untelligent]

All the stuff you'll be able to do under the "Adventurer roles" sections, mostly.

[612DwarfAvenue]

And if you get arrested, the guards will be like STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

[Max White]

And at the begining of your quest, an old guy will be like 'It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.'

[612DwarfAvenue]

And when you first start the game, you're in a prison.

[Max White]

And when you first start the game, you're in a prison.

Oh you son of a diddly. If I need to drag a white house with a mailbox out front, I swear I will!

[UnrealJake]

Not really, I was too busy thinking about how soon it would be untill someone made a dwarven reactor out of bodily fluids once blood and puke etc. was made into a liquid.

[ChocolateBeard]

Someone need to build a vomit-powered computer in Dwarf Fortress that can play Dwarf Fortress. The dwarfs are gonna waste alot of time by that comp though..

[Assassinfox]

When I try to explain the new combat system to my friends, I compare it to the crime simulator in Bones.

[UristMcDwarf]

People upload their minds into a Dwarf Fortress savefile to live in Dwarf Fortress forever.



Future news report:


THIS JUST IN: OVER 10,000 PEOPLE ALL ACROSS THE GLOBE HAVE SPONTANEOUSLY COMMITTED SUICIDE BY INSTALLING A USB PORT INTO THEIR BRAIN!

If this was possible (without putting the USB in your brain and dying  ) I would never see the light of day again.