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[breadbocks]

So we can discredit themm all in one fell swoop.
So... [looks around] I... I heard this story from my milkman, Vinnie. [looks around]

I heard Obama is really every one of the past 7 US presidents in disguise. Including Nixon.

[Earthquake Damage]

Obvious post:  Is it obvious?

[ToonyMan]

I'm being forced to read 1984 right now so this thread is fitting.

[Dasleah]

i'm actually Janet

[Jackrabbit]

Ah, yes.

[ToonyMan]

Jackrabbit isn't actually Jackrabbit, someone stole his laptop and the bay12 account was already logged in.

[Jackrabbit]

Technically, going by the way you phrased that sentence, I always was me, just not the me you thought I was.

I am the me with a stolen laptop, and you never knew. I am an enigma wrapped in mystery wrapped in a greasy aspiring thespian.

[warhammer651]

*glances left and right suspiciously*

Several executive orders concerning FEMA are somewhat worrying.
These in particular (I only read the different executive orders).

[Aqizzar]

FEMA, you say?  I have my doubts.

[Cthulhu]

FEMA, you say?  I have my doubts.

Dammit!  I was gonna reference that.

*glances left and right suspiciously*

Several executive orders concerning FEMA are somewhat worrying.
These in particular (I only read the different executive orders).

Do you have any examples of the actual wording of these orders?  Stuff you read at a conspiracy theory site isn't credible.  Those orders were designed to give FEMA the ability to properly deal with an emergency, not take over the world.

None of these theories have come true, and the theorists are starting to get desperate.

Your turn

[Leafsnail]

None of these theories have come true, and the theorists are starting to get desperate.

THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK

[PenguinOverlord]

I'm being forced to read 1984 right now so this thread is fitting.

1984 is awesome.

[ToonyMan]

Anime is banned in Japan.

[FuzzyZergling]

Anybody got any about me?
Because none of them are true. None of them.
Not even the ones about eating people.

[warhammer651]

Stuff you read at a conspiracy theory site isn't credible

I'm not entirely sure that there IS a credible conspiracy theory out there.

Besides, the text of those EOs are incredibly dense and I could only grasp the fundamentals which basically boiled down to "If Emergency X occurs, FEMA can Y"