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shadowform

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Vegetable oil incoming!
« on: December 13, 2010, 10:03:36 pm »
How many people planning on making a fort based entirely around exporting meals made entirely out of high fructose corn syrup?

I'm going to call it: Dwellwheels, or 'Kokebkola'
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Re: Vegetable oil incoming!
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2010, 11:15:08 pm »
I wasn't . . . until now.  Urist McHyper eats his Khellhogs every day!
If you mod high fructose corn syrup to be a solid - put that somewhere where us mod morons can find it.
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Re: Vegetable oil incoming!
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2010, 11:20:20 pm »
this is absolutely cool and all, but my fortress is usually overrun with livestock and food anyway.  Hopefully vegetable oil will be a high value item so its worth using.
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Re: Vegetable oil incoming!
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2010, 11:33:13 pm »
I thought he was talking about using Dwarven Syrup.
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shadowform

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Re: Vegetable oil incoming!
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2010, 11:34:16 pm »
Quote from: Acperience on December 13, 2010, 11:33:13 pm
I thought he was talking about using Dwarven Syrup.
On the home page, Toady talked about adding vegetable oil.

Hopefully though he'll fix the bug with not being able to cook liquids.
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Q: What do you get when you take 100 clear glass windows, 1000 silver bars, 6700 gold bars, and 18,000 marble blocks?

A: A very large wall.

Quote from: CapnUrist on December 17, 2010, 05:58:33 pm
"Alright, here's Helltooth... Harborfence... Urist, come get GenericBlade... and you. Welcome to the Danger Room. First timers get good ol' Ballswallowed. Have fun and try not to take off your own toe."

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Re: Vegetable oil incoming!
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2010, 11:37:27 pm »
Great, now I need to add peanuts, and make peanut oil, and then add roast peanuts, and peanut butter...

TOADY HAS OPENED A CAN OF WORMS THAT CAN NEVER BE CLOSED!
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Re: Vegetable oil incoming!
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2010, 11:41:53 pm »
Urist Washington Carver cancels Make Lavish Meal: Taken by Mood.
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Re: Vegetable oil incoming!
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2010, 12:24:58 am »
Holy crap, now we can deep fry stuff! Dwarven Christmas and Thanksgiving will never be the same.

Oh my god, could we make a magma fryer? OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS
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Re: Vegetable oil incoming!
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2010, 12:43:49 am »
And before something new has even been added to the game, we come up with ways to cause catastrophic personal harm with it.

Urist McCook cancels deep fry kitten: dangerous terrain.
Urist McCook has died in the heat.
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Q: What do you get when you take 100 clear glass windows, 1000 silver bars, 6700 gold bars, and 18,000 marble blocks?

A: A very large wall.

Quote from: CapnUrist on December 17, 2010, 05:58:33 pm
"Alright, here's Helltooth... Harborfence... Urist, come get GenericBlade... and you. Welcome to the Danger Room. First timers get good ol' Ballswallowed. Have fun and try not to take off your own toe."

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Re: Vegetable oil incoming!
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2010, 12:48:33 am »
Quote from: CapnUrist on December 13, 2010, 11:41:53 pm
Urist Washington Carver cancels Make Lavish Meal: Taken by Mood.

Urist McCarter has become the mayor.
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Quote from: shadowform on February 26, 2010, 04:13:59 pm
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Re: Vegetable oil incoming!
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2010, 01:00:27 am »
Quote from: vadia on December 13, 2010, 11:15:08 pm
I wasn't . . . until now.  Urist McHyper eats his Khellhogs every day!

I'll bet he lives in Wheateast the Breakfast of Champions.
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Re: Vegetable oil incoming!
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2010, 03:05:48 am »
Urist McWrestler has cancelled task: Oiling up.

Also

1) Catapult firing barrels of oil at elves
2) Apply magma
3) ???
4) Profit
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Re: Vegetable oil incoming!
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2010, 04:25:24 am »
!!vegetable oil!! ....
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Urist McMalaclypse

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Re: Vegetable oil incoming!
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2010, 06:11:48 am »
Quote from: Max White on December 13, 2010, 11:37:27 pm
TOADY HAS OPENED A CAN OF WORMS THAT CAN NEVER BE CLOSED!

This is the purest essence of what Dwarf Fortress is: a shining monument to badassery that won't be complete until it surpasses modern theoretical physics in simulating events, all from the eyes of short angry alcoholics.

Also, does this mean we can finally make dog meat stir-fry?
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Re: Vegetable oil incoming!
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2010, 06:15:13 am »
I don't get why people are so excited over oil.I personally more like the incoming eggs.I mean,really,it's basically the first step to cake!But yeah,it could have it's applications...giant dragon dwarf statue launching fireballs out of it's mouth,anybody?
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