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HK-47 stay.

Smithbot coup!

Activate Robot #2

[Ricky]

okay, a little bit easier...

sleep in an underground saferoom for 1 year. this way people will come, clean up the mess, and fix all aircrafts.

[ragnarok97071]

Build smelterbot, tell him to EXPAND AND SMELT TONS OF IRON and then sleep for 100 years so he can get shitloads of it. and then build a STARSHIP.

[Eagle_eye]

Ready... Clear! *Bzzt*

[Aklyon]

2200 AD

Code: [Select]

....RETURNING.
........SMELTER DETECTED. SHIP DETECTED.
ERROR: NO ACID DETECTED.
Solution:Ice age?
Solution:Summer?
Solution:Planet Destroyed?

Commencing determination....Solution 3 is correct.
ERROR: STILL HOT MAGMA SMELTER CONFLICTS WITH SOLUTION.
(yes, I did forget to update this. but now it has been, and we're technically asteroid-bound now, even though theres still magma. We have ship, though.)

[Ricky]

go steal a ship.

or at least see where the hell you are

[Aklyon]

We are on an asteroid where Q'welchon was before.
smelterbot is inside our (technically) new ship.

[Twi]

Create map of asteroids, to combat GM laziness.

[breadbocks]

Use factory to make special forge robo. Have special forge robo make the parts needed to upgrade gas detector and have it be capable of lots of other measurements. Then combine it with MEATBANE to make ELECTRICMOMETER MEATBANE.

[Aklyon]

You punch smelterbot.
it punches the RCGD with its smelter hand.
RCGD is now IMPACT GAS DETECTOR. (detects gases in whatever you throw it at)
You then combine it with MEATBANE +1. MEATBANE +1 is now Meatbane of Impact Gas Detection +1!

[Ricky]

that might be potentially hazourdous if meatbane makes sparks


robot: "Hmm, i wonder if theres dangerous gas here..."
meatbane: "oooh yeah."
meatbane: -spark-
robot: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-"

[Aklyon]

Its a blood-drenched sharpened bettered metal crowbar that you hit stuff with to detect gases.
what could go wrong?

[breadbocks]

Have smelter bot make a bunch of other meters so we can make ELECTRICMOMETER MEATBANE +1

[hachnslay]

do we still have access to the outernet? if so: get plans for FTL transport and build them onto the asteroid. also have it armored by our legions of drones. We shall have our comet fort, to wage war on humanity!

[Twi]

do we still have access to the outernet? if so: get plans for FTL transport and build them onto the asteroid. also have it armored by our legions of drones. We shall have our comet fort, to wage war on humanity!

[Kadzar]

do we still have access to the outernet? if so: get plans for FTL transport and build them onto the asteroid. also have it armored by our legions of drones. We shall have our comet fort, to wage war on humanity!

I want to see this happen.