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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A STRANGELY MOODY ROBOT!
« Reply #255 on: December 20, 2010, 11:04:32 am »

Holy Balls. Slaughter Spree.

Please, this is nothing for MEATBANE, WIELDER OF MULTITOOLS.
Actually, its more than three times as big as the previous spree we had in the near-factory village.
He'll have a new title/trait afterwards. the MULTITOOL will also have a newname.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Eagle_eye

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Re: You Are A STRANGELY MOODY ROBOT!
« Reply #256 on: December 20, 2010, 11:09:52 am »

drag all the corpses underground, and dig a temporary morgue/butcher's workshop.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A STRANGELY MOODY ROBOT!
« Reply #257 on: December 20, 2010, 11:11:58 am »

(any other name suggestion for this artifact?)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A STRANGELY MOODY ROBOT!
« Reply #258 on: December 20, 2010, 11:13:09 am »

Nope.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A STRANGELY MOODY ROBOT!
« Reply #259 on: December 20, 2010, 11:24:27 am »

HK47 has created Bonemould, an artifact factory! It is made of Human bone, and is encircled with rings of human bone. It menaces with spikes of Vasari bone. It has an image of a robot and humans in human bone. The robot it rampaging. the humans are panicking. It has an image of a robot and vasari in vasari bone. The robot is rampaging. the vasari are panicking.
(anyone know how many dorfbucks a bone artifact factory would be worth?)

HK47 has (unfortunately) gained the MEATBANE trait! (cannot be stealthy, will attack anything living on sight, damn the consequences.)
MULTITOOL is now MEATBANE incarnate. it is BLOOD-DRENCHED.

Inventory:
MEATBANE
RCGD
40 IRON ORE
10 OTHER BUILDING STUFF
72 humans worth of skin/fat/meat
20 vasari worth of skin/fat/meat
Bonemould, the bone artifact factory.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2010, 11:28:16 am by Aklyon »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #260 on: December 20, 2010, 11:26:33 am »

Create a pair of expendable robots to set up the dwarven channel.
Be smart and dig some space around the work area first: That way, they can't trap themselves.
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BlastoiseWarlorf

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #261 on: December 20, 2010, 11:28:57 am »

After the Bots are done, Back into Space port incase the screw something up.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #262 on: December 20, 2010, 11:29:52 am »

made out of what? the house components?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #263 on: December 20, 2010, 11:30:41 am »

Bonemould is clearly worth exactly 1500 dorf robotbucks. (Damn bugs.)
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BlastoiseWarlorf

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #264 on: December 20, 2010, 11:33:44 am »

Use the house parts in construction of the bots and smelter.
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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #265 on: December 20, 2010, 11:41:56 am »

made out of what? the house components?

bones and electrical wiring. Also, make some bags out of the skins.
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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #266 on: December 20, 2010, 07:01:26 pm »

bump?
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Ricky

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #267 on: December 20, 2010, 07:09:47 pm »

bonemould should be worth about, seeings how it's a factory, and used several hundred bones i'd say maybe 80000 robucks


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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #268 on: December 20, 2010, 07:14:11 pm »

bonemould should be worth about, seeings how it's a factory, and used several hundred bones i'd say maybe 80000 robucks



You forgot to count the bone bug. It'd be like 3000 tops.
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Eagle_eye

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #269 on: December 21, 2010, 08:08:14 pm »

make the forge already...
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