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Fanofgaming

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #90 on: December 14, 2010, 11:27:47 pm »
I... rather dislike the path that this has taken.
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Ricky

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #91 on: December 14, 2010, 11:29:17 pm »
>try to figure out where jimmy hoffa is buried
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #92 on: December 14, 2010, 11:30:31 pm »
Quote from: Fanofgaming on December 14, 2010, 11:27:47 pm
I... rather dislike the path that this has taken.
Well, thats pretty much what happens when you break out of the factory and go rogue before the Prime Directives are loaded.
crowbars, smashiness, and robots acting like they're a named DF monster.
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Fanofgaming

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #93 on: December 14, 2010, 11:31:40 pm »
I'd like it added to the record that I opted for a Lawful robot.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #94 on: December 14, 2010, 11:32:51 pm »
noted.
Robot 0002 shall be Lawful, if and/or when HK47 is destroyed. (the title will also change back, obviously)
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Fanofgaming

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #95 on: December 14, 2010, 11:48:43 pm »
Neat. Until then...

>Your AI is clearly malfunctioning. Find parts and attempt to repair it.
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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #96 on: December 15, 2010, 01:01:37 am »
Quote from: Fanofgaming on December 14, 2010, 11:48:43 pm
Neat. Until then...

>Your AI is clearly malfunctioning. Find parts and attempt to repair it.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #97 on: December 15, 2010, 02:14:25 am »
Quote from: maxicaxi on December 15, 2010, 01:01:37 am
Quote from: Fanofgaming on December 14, 2010, 11:48:43 pm
Neat. Until then...

>Your AI is clearly malfunctioning. Find parts and attempt to repair it.

Excellent plan! What could possibly go wrong!?

Also, attempt to find some sort of connection to the outernet. Become avatar of GLaDOS.
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Armok

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #98 on: December 15, 2010, 09:08:40 am »
> people are likely to be alert, bury yourself and sleep for a year so that everyone will forget about you.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #99 on: December 15, 2010, 09:58:27 am »
Shutting down into maintanence mode.
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Back Online. No AI errors detected, code slightly more optimized. Attempting to not kill all meatbags by staying in Sonar vision mode, which has fuzzy quality.
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #100 on: December 15, 2010, 09:59:29 am »
Attempt to find connection to the outernet.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #101 on: December 15, 2010, 10:01:51 am »
Connection Found, Escape Route found.
Error: "Money" is required for Escape Route. Download pilot simulator programming and kill Meatbags to solve error?
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #102 on: December 15, 2010, 10:04:17 am »
...yes?  ???

Is escape route the connection? If no, do a search for AIs on the outernet.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #103 on: December 15, 2010, 10:10:38 am »
HK47 found the future version of those book-a-flight sites, and found he needed money to actually book a flight.
Being a Robot with BLOODLUST trait, it suggested the most violent way of getting around the problem.
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #104 on: December 15, 2010, 10:16:46 am »
So a search for Artificial Intelligences on the Outernet. Download pilot simulator programming. Sneak onto the flight. Failing that, take the violent option.
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