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breadbocks

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #30 on: December 14, 2010, 05:52:14 pm »

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #31 on: December 14, 2010, 06:16:06 pm »

Raid the town scrap heap for parts.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #32 on: December 14, 2010, 06:55:00 pm »

You Observe Self.
You are a Generic Humanoid Robot with non-matching Leg Motors. You are currently generic metal colored and very shiny.

You walk into Inarut, tripping several times, and dig through the scrap heap of the town.
OBTAINED MEDIUM SPARE PARTS (90/100 HP)
OBTAINED MEDIUM SPARE PARTS (5/100 HP)
OBTAINED LARGE SPARE PARTS (50/100 HP)
OBTAINED SMALL SPARE PARTS (1/100 HP)

Change parts?

The town is empty looking, and it is nighttime.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #33 on: December 14, 2010, 06:56:16 pm »

change leg repairs to correct size. Search the yard for a weapon.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #34 on: December 14, 2010, 06:59:33 pm »

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do crowbars count as weapons? You see nothing else of use.

You re-repair your legs. they are now slightly damaged, but correctly sized.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

ragnarok97071

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #35 on: December 14, 2010, 07:00:39 pm »

Yes, they do. We can now fremanize the Meatbags.
Add new requirement. any organic being is to be described as a '(descriptor) Meatbag'
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Furtuka

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #36 on: December 14, 2010, 07:03:44 pm »

Search for random junk with which we may improvise
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Fanofgaming

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #37 on: December 14, 2010, 07:05:09 pm »

Yes, they do. We can now fremanize the Meatbags.
Add new requirement. any organic being is to be described as a '(descriptor) Meatbag'

If we add that requirement, I demand that we rename ourselves HK-47. We're rogue, anyway. Our current designation was given to us by those damned meatbags!
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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #38 on: December 14, 2010, 07:11:10 pm »

I concur with the above on the topic of our freed name.
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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #39 on: December 14, 2010, 07:13:12 pm »

if so then we should mix the paint we got until it becomes a messy brown and then add in flecks of yellow orange and red
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #40 on: December 14, 2010, 07:23:16 pm »

Meatbags!
How dare they name us so...descriptively!
We are now HK47!
Crowbar in hand!
Messily painted brown, with yellow orange and red flecks are we!

...Um, now what?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #41 on: December 14, 2010, 07:24:55 pm »

Seek out a place of refuge from which to orchestrate the elimination of the filthy meatbags.
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Fanofgaming

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #42 on: December 14, 2010, 07:29:52 pm »

Add prime directive: Locate Revan.

Unfortunately, we don't know who Revan is, so we'll have to hope we get SUPER LUCKY!

Also, kill humans. Or robots. Or both.

Finally, we must keep an eye out for a much more suitable weapon.
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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #43 on: December 14, 2010, 07:36:54 pm »

mix red and blue make purple. apply lovingly
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #44 on: December 14, 2010, 07:42:33 pm »

Cannot add Prime Directive: Rogue.

We are now brown, yellow, red, purple, and orange!
Wall smashed! This is our building now!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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