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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #270 on: December 21, 2010, 08:14:43 pm »

sorry.

The robots are made, and they eventually manage to make a forge, but melt because they were too slow.
You begin smelting the Iron.
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Twi

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #271 on: December 21, 2010, 08:15:45 pm »

Mourn the loss of your robot comrades.
Create acid-proofing.
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Furtuka

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #272 on: December 21, 2010, 08:22:52 pm »

rebuild them bigger faster and stronger!
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #273 on: December 21, 2010, 08:43:53 pm »

Smelting finished!
You are now sitting in your forge, wondering how next the base should expand.

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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #274 on: December 21, 2010, 08:53:22 pm »

Mourn the loss of your robot comrades.
Create acid-proofing.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #275 on: December 21, 2010, 08:58:33 pm »

You lack Q'WELCHONIC NEUTRALIZER, and most likely will not be able to get it, as it requires SCIENTISTS Meatbags.
(normal acid we're already proofed of, but Q'welchon IV's acid is much worse and needs its own kind of acid-proofing.

But alas, poor Robo-buddies.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #276 on: December 21, 2010, 08:59:11 pm »

Salvage some from spaceport?
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Ricky

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #277 on: December 21, 2010, 09:01:47 pm »

we've got our iron, we've got our crowbar.

theres only one thing to do. reinforce the toolbar.


then after that, leave this planet. we can't live on a planet where we have to worry about 'special acid rain'
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #278 on: December 21, 2010, 09:03:57 pm »

You see no Q-NEUTRALIZER in the Spaceport, but EVERYTHING IS RED HERE NOW,so you might have walked right past it.

(Thinking of what that would look like is just..eeeewww. :()
MEATBANE is now MEATBANE +1!
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Ricky

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #279 on: December 21, 2010, 09:06:08 pm »

huzzah!

pat yourself on the back with meatbane for an improvement well done.

set yourself to go to sleep for 100 years in an underground saferoom
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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #280 on: December 21, 2010, 09:08:15 pm »

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root@main_process>CONFIRM HIBERNATE Y/N?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #281 on: December 21, 2010, 09:08:43 pm »

N.

Do what Ricky said EARLIER: Get off of this planet!
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Ricky

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #282 on: December 21, 2010, 09:11:44 pm »

well i figured getting off the planet was pretty slim, so i decided to let some people actually come back
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #283 on: December 21, 2010, 09:12:28 pm »

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root@main_process>CONFIRM HIBERNATE Y/N? N
HIBERNATION CANCELED.

Your downloaded pilot simulator was not made for flying any kind of damaged craft. attempt to fly nearest craft anyway?
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Re: You Are A NONSTEALTHY, RAGING ROBOT!
« Reply #284 on: December 21, 2010, 09:14:08 pm »

Do what Ricky said EARLIER: Get off of this planet!
N.

Use factory to make special forge robo. Have special forge robo make the parts needed to upgrade gas detector and have it be capable of lots of other measurements. Then combine it with MEATBANE to make ELECTRICMOMETER MEATBANE.
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