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Aklyon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #120 on: December 15, 2010, 11:26:48 am »

an AI obsesses with eating cake.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #121 on: December 15, 2010, 11:33:25 am »

> Take wireless card from laptop, install in ourselves, pretend to be a human on a laptop witpte having to actualy bother with the cumbersome interface. use laptop proccesor and memory to make ourselves smarter.
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So says Armok, God of blood.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #122 on: December 15, 2010, 11:35:39 am »

You improve yourself with the laptop components.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #123 on: December 15, 2010, 11:49:15 am »

Wait until we reach QWELCHION. Ignore all search for AI commands. <.<
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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #124 on: December 15, 2010, 12:11:12 pm »

Meditate on supreriority of robots.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #125 on: December 15, 2010, 12:12:50 pm »

Ohm....Ohm.....
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

USEC_OFFICER

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #126 on: December 15, 2010, 01:38:19 pm »

Ω.... Ω.....

(Posting to watch.)
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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #127 on: December 15, 2010, 01:49:16 pm »

observe self

observe invintory

observe surroundings
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #128 on: December 15, 2010, 02:02:02 pm »

You have landed on Q'welchon IV!
...Ow! Acid Storm! Ow! must find a building!

Acid Storm Damage: -5 HP, All systems (90 Leg Motors, 95 everything else)
« Last Edit: December 15, 2010, 02:04:47 pm by Aklyon »
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #129 on: December 15, 2010, 02:04:39 pm »

Wonder why our diguise isn't dissolving first, instead of our body. Wonder why we didn't land in a building...run to nearest building. If none are in sight pull a map of the area from the Outernet, find out where the nearest building is, and run there. Oberve how the fleshbags are protecting themselves from the acid rain, if possible emulate them. Failing that, burrow under the ground.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #130 on: December 15, 2010, 02:14:16 pm »

Blarg. forgot to actually write instead of think of it. The Disguise did dissolve.
*DIGDIGDIGDIGDIGDIGDIG*

Sonar Map:
Code: [Select]
R is for robot. blank is air.
           2
           1
.... ....  0
.... .... -1
....R.... -2
......... -3
......... -4

Area Map:
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T is for Town, SP is for Space Port, R is for robot.
..T......
.........
....R....
.........
...SP....
Acid Damage (2 turns left): -5 HP All (85 Leg Motors, 90 Other)
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #131 on: December 15, 2010, 02:15:58 pm »

Dig to the town. Wonder why we didn't stay in the spaceport, or steal a land vehicle from there.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #132 on: December 15, 2010, 02:21:36 pm »

We didn't land at the space port.
The Q'welchon IV Space Authority expects you to have a acidproof suit if you're travelling to them, so they let the ships just dump all passengers and flee as soon as they are within safe falling distance to minimize ship damage; you're expected to either dig a hole really fast if you have no suit, or run over to the SP in your acidproof suit and check in so they know how many people to dig up.
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #133 on: December 15, 2010, 02:27:06 pm »

Ah okay, you could have told us this sooner so that e could have stolen some acidproof suits from the meatbags to make a suit for ourselves. Anyway, continue onwards to the town!
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #134 on: December 15, 2010, 02:39:05 pm »

We didn't know this is where the ship was going until we got on.
Anyway,
Sonar Map:
Code: [Select]
R is for robot. blank is air.
           2
           1
.........  0
......... -1
..R       -2
......... -3
......... -4


Acid Damage (1 turn left): -5 HP All (80 Leg Motors, 85 Other)
Town is still one turn of digging away.
Crowbar is now MULTITOOL OF SHARPNESS!
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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