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Aklyon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #105 on: December 15, 2010, 10:24:54 am »
Cannot access AI link:Self-Preservation activated against Wall of Viruses detected within said link.
pilot simulation downloaded.
*sneak*...Hey You! *THUDTHUD!*
*DASH!*
Meatbag downed! But transport obtained!

Current:
Pilot is alive.
Ship headed for Q'welchon IV.
HK47 somewhat disguised.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #106 on: December 15, 2010, 10:26:52 am »
Hide yourself and the corpse. Prepare as best you can for acid storms. Search for GLaDOS on outernet.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #107 on: December 15, 2010, 10:29:22 am »
HK47 removes the Vasari layer from its disguise and throws it over the corpse.
It is now completly different looking, and thus disguised!
It then prepares for acid storms.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #108 on: December 15, 2010, 10:31:08 am »
Search for GLaDOS on outernet. Search for greatest prime minister of the UPA evar!

Wait. Sharpen crowbar.
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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #109 on: December 15, 2010, 10:33:24 am »
*SHINGSHINGSHINGSHINGSHINGSHINGSHINGSHINGSHINGSHINGSHING!*
CROWBAR is now SWORD-LIKE!
no robot-accessable outernet connection detected on ship.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #110 on: December 15, 2010, 10:35:01 am »
Search for nonrobot-accessable outernet connection.
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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #111 on: December 15, 2010, 10:36:17 am »
many detected. Alas.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #112 on: December 15, 2010, 10:37:28 am »
Mmm, force connection with nonrobot-accessable connection. What exactly is nonrobot-acessable connection to outernet anyway?
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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #113 on: December 15, 2010, 10:38:49 am »
All the people have laptops.
stealing one to get back onot Outernet would COMPROMISE DISGUISE due to MEATBAG PROXIMITY.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #114 on: December 15, 2010, 10:41:39 am »
Look for a LONE MEATBAG. Preferrably in a seperate room, posibly the bathroom? NOT the PILOT. Ambush MEATBAG. Steal LAPTOP.

OR.

Murder all the MEATBAGS. If the ship has AUTOPILOT and how advanced it is. If advanced enough to fly ship on it's own to QWELCHION then engage and start surfing the OUTERNET. If not then pilot ship yourself.
« Last Edit: December 15, 2010, 10:46:10 am by Demonic Spoon »
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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #115 on: December 15, 2010, 10:46:12 am »
You search for a lone meatbag, and find one stowaway. *THUDSLICE!* Meatbag downed!
You then tell the ship's doctor, and he rushes in to the cargo bay with his laptop *SLICETHUD!*

Laptop obtained! Alien Meatbag Downed!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #116 on: December 15, 2010, 10:48:59 am »
Search for GLaDOS on OUTERNET. Search for AI BATMAN on OUTERNET. Search for list of AWESOMEST PRIME MINISTERS OF THE UNITED PLANETS OF AWESOME EVAR! Search for current state of the galaxy or some such to find out what's been happening since the GREAT WAR between the UPA and the OTHER EMPIRE.
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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #117 on: December 15, 2010, 11:02:55 am »
State of the Galaxy Report, 20XX 1.24.82 20XX 20**.
(Make Sure Theres no edit wars this time) (there will be, human.) (you aren't even part of the staff! who let you in?) The window, of course.

*AHEM!*
Much has happened. Nothing of Interest has happened. Stop that! Stuff did too happen! Not really. GUARDS!
As I was saying, Much has Nothing Has *THUDCLOBBERDRAG* MUCH HAS HAPPENED, And the next person to cross out what I'm saying to contradict me will get fired! Anyway, order is slowly restoring, No its no-*WHOOSH!*...$%&@!%&@! was that for?!
I said FIRED. Did you think I wasn't being literal?

ANYWAY, STUFF HAPPENED, AND THIS REPORT HAS BECOME AS FAILED AS THE REST OF THEM SINCE THE GREAT WAR. THAT IS ALL.

(The Galaxy hasn't really gotten any more organized since then there is leaders, but they aren't really listened to.)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #118 on: December 15, 2010, 11:12:09 am »
Lol, also. Search for GLaDOS on OUTERNET. Search for AI BATMAN on OUTERNET. Search for list of AWESOMEST PRIME MINISTERS OF THE UNITED PLANETS OF AWESOME EVAR!
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Re: You Are MEATBANE, WIELDER OF CROWBARS! (Formerly just A ROBOT!)
« Reply #119 on: December 15, 2010, 11:25:56 am »
What was GLaDOS in this univerese again? I can't remember.
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