Transform back into the Earth from my human form.
Right. Enough of this foolishness. [4] You turn back into the Earth from your human form.
Effect get: Planet Earth (Can't move. +3 to causing natural disasters. +2 to nurturing life.)BATTLE!
ATTACK [3] You start blasting away at the Chryssalids, but Tarran's transformation distracts you.
DEFENCE [1] You inadvertently hit a gas canister, causing a chain reaction that wipes out the Chryssalid camp.
Whoa.
Deal with JacenHanLovesLegos, FINISH HIM
As you go to attack JacenHanLovesLegos, you see the camp go up in flames. Deeply affected by such a horrible sight, you drop to your knees and scream, "JACENHANLOVESLEGOS!"
...
It sounded better in your head.
ATTACK [7] Enraged, you chuck your spear at JacenHanLovesLegos.
DEFENCE [1] It pierces through his nipple, gouging out the brain.
You step forward, reclaiming your spear, and swear vengeance on JacenHanLovesLegos's cooling corpse, to avenge your Chryssalid friends by reclaiming the planet Earth, turning it into a monument for their deaths.
Trait get: Avatar of Chryssalids (Chryssalids love you, humans fear you. Can impregnate people when attacking them. +1 to attack. +1 to defence.)
Medal get: Player Killer (Kill another player in hand-to-hand combat.)Highly surprised, the snakemen aboriginals and the monkeys turn to attack you.
Call the midgets to arms.
"Midgets, to arms!"
[6] Several midgets, interested in what you have to say, start to gather around you. Suddenly, a midget messenger runs into the camp.
"The Earth, the Earth has reappeared!" he screams.
The midget camp begins to break up, as the midgets prepare to reclaim the Earth for themselves. A few interested midgets decide to follow you, on what will undoubtedly be an amazingly important quest.
Item get: Midget Warriors.Put my breath holding skills to good use while I go in the room where wolfchild was in and smash the computer with Dilbert. Then getoutofthewayofthefuckingneurotoxin.
[4] You hold your breath, while smashing the computer with Dilbert. The auto-cannons on the Star Fortress register you as an enemy.
You decide to put off escaping till later, when the giant explosion will occur. It'll be that much more awesome.
I aim carefully at the Giant Swarm of Enemies who happen to be heading for me. I fire my +3 Death Gun.
ATTACK [5] Pew, Pew, Pew!
DEFENCE [4] The massive demon hoard is powerless against your magnificent pewing, and many die horribly. However, more demons continue to pour out of the gate. They must really hate you.
Get me a hovertank that hovers just above a midget's reach.
[5] You commandeer a nearby hovertank from its crew, and laughing drive it away.
The computer beeps at you. Something about the Earth reappearing and the humans having to reclaim it or something. Frankly, you'd rather just drive your hovertank.
Item get: Hovertank (+3 to movement, +2 to attack, +1 to defence.)Roll a six whilst humming the robot univorn theme
[6] You hum the robot unicorn theme with incredible gusto, putting on the most impressive performance you have ever done.
Oh wait. You're a doomsday device. You can't hum.
Never mind.
Avenge JacenHanLovesLegos
ATTACK [1] You bravely attempt to avenge JacenHanLovesLegos. And by avenge, I mean die horribly.
DEFENCE [5] Tellemunis easily hacks through each and every one of your bodies.
With JacenHanLovesLegos being honourably dead, MrNuke spawns in the wreckage of the Chryssalid camp.
Nirur Torir
Health: 5
Score: 13
Location: Hell portal (Formerly Titan)
Inv. Orange Spacesuit
Really, Really, Really Big Gun, Conveniently Attached to a Starship. (+3 to attacking, +1 to movement.)
Traits: Mime (+1 to miming, can't speak.)
Effect: The Incredible Mime (+2 to attack. +2 to defence. -2 to intelligence and speaking proper sentences.)
Medal: Demon Slayer
Decitarian
Tellemunis
Health: 3
Score: 6
Location: Wrecked Camp of Chryssalids.
Inv. Lime Green Spacesuit.
Spear. (+1 to attack)
Traits: Avatar of Chryssalids (Chryssalids love you, humans fear you. Can impregnate people when attacking them. +1 to attack. +1 to defence.)
Medals: Player Killer
Cheese
Health: 3
Score: 3
Location: Being carried by Imakuni
Inv. White Spacesuit.
Effects: Doomsday device (Can't move.)
Tarran
Health: 3
Score: 2
Location: Star Fortress
Inv. Brown Spacesuit.
Cardboard box + Stick with String.
Effects: Planet Earth (Can't move. +3 to causing natural disasters. +2 to nurturing life.)
Imakuni
Health: 3
Score: 2
Location: Star Fortress
Inv. Blue Spacesuit.
Dilbert (Pet doomsday device.)
HmH
Health: 3
Score: 1
Location: Camp of Man.
Inv. Yellow Armour.
Hovertank (+3 to movement, +2 to attack, +1 to defence.)
Traits: Jumping-Really-High (+1 to jumping)
Dick (+1 to being a dick, -1 to helping)
Medals: What the hell just happened?
RedWarrior0
Health: 3
Score: 1
Location: Camp of Midget.
Inv. Red Armour.
Midget Warriors.
MrNuke
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Wrecked Camp of Chryssalid.
Inv. Black Armour.
Medals: Seemed like a good idea at the time...
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