The GM, pissed at mcclay, lights a match. Tarran and Imakuni's eyelashes get singed in the resulting fireball.
Set up traps for my evil twin, Tarren, who will very likely pop up and try to kill me in two turns or so.
[3] Keeping an eye out for Tarren, you set some traps for him.
And by trap I mean a cardboard box and a stick with a string attached to it.
Item get: Cardboard box + Stick with String.Alas, I fled from the mime-controller too well, and spawned a high-level encounter.
I should probably duct-tape some tower shields to my ship soon.
I fire my starship's +3 main gun at the hostiles once again.
ATTACK [4] You fire your +3 cannon of deadliness at the hostiles once again.
DEFENCE [4] However, you fire at the wrong moon.
Activate the emergency nerve gascontingency, floodign only the corridors
The computer beeps. "Sorry wolfchild, I can't let you do that."
"Why the hell not? Override ZZYZ Alpha," wolfchild replies.
"I'm sorry, but mere seconds before, I have already released a deadly neurotoxin in this facility."
[1] wolfchild barely realizes what happened before the vents begin to make a hissing sound.
Shaking with convulsions, wolfchild curses the computer with his dying breath.
Infiltrate the fortress with some brethern
You gather some of your brethren to infiltrate the fortress. [7] Luckily for you, one of the Chryssalids stops the group, since a deadly neurotoxin was detected in the fortress. Man, how silly would it have been to walk into that, eh? I mean, it's not like you could have helped, right?
Hoping the snakemen didn't throw away their advanced technology (I wasn't informed they did), BATTLE!
Putting on some suitable battle music, you begin to fight.
ATTACK [4] You blast the Chryssalids with your dual lazors.
DEFENCE [4] The Chryssalids walk away with minor burns.
Pick up and give a name to my new pet rock.
[4] You pick up your new pet, and decide to name it Dilbert. You always liked that name.
Item get: Dilbert (Pet rock)Become a doomsday device
[4] Using your amazing powers of transformation, you turn into a doomsday device.
You still can't move however.
Trait get: Doomsday device (Can't move.)The hallway where Cheese, Imakuni and Tarran are begins to fill up with a deadly neurotoxin.
Battle!
ATTACK [4] You all attempt to blast the Chryssalids. Surprisingly, it works.
DEFENCE [5] However, the blast doesn't even singe the Chryssalids.
Kill JacenHanLovesLegos
ATTACK [3] Screaming with rage, you lightly scratch JacenHanLovesLegos
DEFENCE [5] He barely feels it.
With mcclay and wolfchild being dead, HmH and Redwarrior0 spawn. Hmh spawns in the camp of Man, while Redwarrior0 spawns in the camp of Midget. Both camps are preparing for the Last Battle.
JacenHanLovesLegos
Health: 2
Score: 12
Location: Chryssalid camp, being outnumbered 16 to 1.
Inv. Navy Spacesuit
Two Monkeys (On a quest for monkey paradise.)
Snakemen Mime Aborigines (They think you are a god)
Banana Trees
Dual Lazors (+2 to attack)
Traits: Teleportation (+1 to teleporting.)
Mime control (Trying to control mimes is automatically a 4.)
Effects: 1 Leg (-1 to movement, +1 to acting like a pirate.)
Medals: Decitarian
Nirur Torir
Health: 5
Score: 12
Location: Hell portal (Formerly Titan)
Inv. Orange Spacesuit
Really, Really, Really Big Gun, Conveniently Attached to a Starship. (+3 to attacking, +1 to movement.)
Traits: Mime (+1 to miming, can't speak.)
Effect: The Incredible Mime (+2 to attack. +2 to defence. -2 to intelligence and speaking proper sentences.)
Medal: Demon Slayer
Decitarian
Tellemunis
Health: 3
Score: 5
Location: Space Train.
Inv. Lime Green Spacesuit.
Spear. (+1 to attack)
Traits: Filthy Half-Breed! (+1 when interacting with Chryssalids. -1 when interacting with people. Can impregnate people when attacking them.)
Cheese
Health: 3
Score: 2
Location: Being carried by Imakuni
Inv. White Spacesuit.
Effects: Doomsday device (Can't move.)
Tarran
Health: 3
Score: 1
Location: Star Fortress
Inv. Brown Spacesuit.
Cardboard box + Stick with String.
Imakuni
Health: 3
Score: 1
Location: Star Fortress
Inv. Blue Spacesuit.
Dilbert (Pet doomsday device.)
HmH
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Camp of Man.
Inv. Yellow Armour.
Traits: Jumping-Really-High (+1 to jumping)
Dick (+1 to being a dick, -1 to helping)
Medals: What the hell just happened?
RedWarrior0
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Camp of Midget.
Inv. Red Armour.
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