Find cake and tempt snakemen with it.
Looking around, you search high and low for a piece of tasty cake.
Wait, could it be? Yes! It is! You reach into the fridge to grab a slice of that tasty, tasty cake. (I guess you were nearby a fridge or something.)
[1] The Star Fortress's cannons detect you stealing the cake, and blast you into your component atoms.
I move my ship out of range of the people on Mars, and into orbit over Titan.
Screw this. You take the controls of the ship and move into orbit over Titan. [7] Coincidentally, a military installation on Titan was investigating blender technology, and somehow managed to open a gate to hell (Don't ask me how). The demonic army spots your ship, and recognizes you as the destroyer of the previous demonic army. In other words, they're pissed.
Cast a Voodoo Curse on Chryssalids!
You decide to dabble a bit in Voodoo, just to curse the Chryssalids a little. Just a little.
[1] Your dabbling goes less then perfect, as some Voodoo spirits decide to dabble a bit in killing you horribly.
Defend the Cryssalids from Tyberix
You rush to defend your Chryssalid brothers from Tyberix. Instead, you stumble upon his dead body. Out of spite, you decide to attack it.
ATTACK [3] You bravely chuck your spear at Tyberix's limb body.
DEFENCE [3] You miss. You should probably work on your aim more.
WHile the fortress maintains it's onslaugfht activate the defence forcefields and the internal security fields
You are briefly distracted by the computer, which alerts you to the fact that someone is stealing your cake. Cursing, you flip the button that manages the defensive forcefields and security fields. [3] With a low bonging noise, the fields charge up. The computer beeps once more, reminding you that the reactors can't sustain this rate of power consumption forever.
Become a rock and blend in
They're out to get you, man. You know? You should totally become a rock or something to blend in. Groovy?
[3] You succeed beyond your wildest dreams in becoming a rock. However, two problems:
1. You're inside a space station.
2. You're a rock. You can't move.
Effect get: Rock (Can't move.)Teleport the snakemen and me into wherever the Chryssalids are to defeat the
Chryssalids!
You sense that the Last Battle is approaching. "Come my snakemen brothers!" You exclaim, "Now is the time to avenge your fallen ancestors!"
[7] You manage to teleport your army into the middle Chryssalid camp. A quick head count reveals that you are outnumbered 16 to 1.
absord all blood in the universe, scare the shit out of everyone, stimously!
You absord all the blood in the universe, in an attempt to scare the shit out of everyone, stimously. [6] Or at least you tried. In reality, you absord all the shit in the universe, in an attempt to scare the blood out of everyone, stimously. Oh, and the GM, not wanting to scare the blood/shit/bloody-shit out of everyone at the same time, prevents you from doing so.
At least you are now a giant shit cloud.
Wait. That sucks.
Effect gained: Giant Shit Cloud (-1 to interacting with objects, +1 to scaring the blood out of people, +2 to causing diseases, +6 when making comparisons with politicians)The Chryssalids, having escaped from Tyberix's web, get shot at some more.
ATTACK [8] Overkill is no longer overrated.
DEFENCE [6] Neither is dodging.
A large chuck of the Chryssalid host is killed, but several of the Star Fortress's shots go wide, and hit several shadow aliens. Yeah, bet you had forgotten about them. The shadow aliens, pissed, assemble an army for the Last Battle.
The Chryssalids charge further up the space train, and attempt to smash through the force fields.
ATTACK [4] They start bashing up against the field with a battering ram, which they brought with them. (You try smashing stuff without a battering ram, see how far it gets you.)
DEFENCE [8] The force fields, being made of force, are impervious to battering rams.
In frustration, one of the Chryssalids gives a near-by wall a swift kick. Several critical circuits are destroyed, and several of the force fields deactivate.
New players Tarran and Imakuni spawn next to a rock that looks a lot like Cheese.
JacenHanLovesLegos
Health: 2
Score: 11
Location: Chryssalid camp, being outnumbered 16 to 1.
Inv. Navy Spacesuit
Two Monkeys (On a quest for monkey paradise.)
Snakemen Mime Aborigines (They think you are a god)
Banana Trees
Dual Lazors (+2 to attack)
Traits: Teleportation (+1 to teleporting.)
Mime control (Trying to control mimes is automatically a 4.)
Effects: 1 Leg (-1 to movement, +1 to acting like a pirate.)
Medals: Decitarian
Nirur Torir
Health: 5
Score: 11
Location: Hell portal (Formerly Titan)
Inv. Orange Spacesuit
Really, Really, Really Big Gun, Conveniently Attached to a Starship. (+3 to attacking, +1 to movement.)
Traits: Mime (+1 to miming, can't speak.)
Effect: The Incredible Mime (+2 to attack. +2 to defence. -2 to intelligence and speaking proper sentences.)
Medal: Demon Slayer
Decitarian
Tellemunis
Health: 3
Score: 4
Location: Space Train.
Inv. Lime Green Spacesuit.
Spear. (+1 to attack)
Traits: Filthy Half-Breed! (+1 when interacting with Chryssalids. -1 when interacting with people. Can impregnate people when attacking them.)
wolfchild
Health: 2
Score: 4
Location: Star Fortress
Inv. Maroon Spacesuit.
mcclay
Health: 1
Score: 2
Location: Star Fortress
Inv. Purple Spacesuit.
Effects: Giant Shit Cloud (-1 to interacting with objects, +1 to scaring the blood out of people, +2 to causing diseases, +6 when making comparisons with politicians)
Cheese
Health: 3
Score: 1
Location: Star Fortress
Inv. White Spacesuit.
Effects: Rock (Can't move.)
Tarran
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Star Fortress
Inv. Brown Spacesuit.
Imakuni
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Star Fortress
Inv. Blue Spacesuit.
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