Gain a plus 1 to teleporting!
[6] Using your skills, you teleport a +1 ax of teleportation to you. Shame you won't keep it when you die and all.
Item get: +1 Ax of Teleportation.I escape to a secret military bunker using my invisible bicycle.
[5] Using your invisible bicycle, you escape to the only place that can withstand the doomsday device. This is the same bunker being overrun with shadow people, but what are you going to do?
Use my mighty super strength to grab the doomsday device and throw it out of the atmosphere.
[6] Using your super strength, you run all the way to Michigan, and chuck the device into the atmosphere. It quickly settles into a Lagrangian point, threatening both the earth and the moon. Great going, buddy.
hop on Liberty Prime and fly to.... COLORADO
[4] Hopping on Liberty Prime, you fly to COLORADO. How this will save you, I have no idea.
take the sabath ourt with a havdalah candle made of zombies.
You decide that it's time to mark the end of the sabbath using a giant candle made of zombies. Thinking of something really cool to say afterwards, you get cracking.
ATTACK [6] You light the Holy MacGuffin on fire, and chuck it at the zombies.
DEFENCE [3] It explodes, eliminating all the zombies, while lighting them on fire.
Oh, time for a witty saying! [3] "Sabbath's over, bitches." Right. Could use some work.
Teleport the doomsday device into an anti-apocalypse shelter. I mean, if the shelter is giving protection from the doomsday, it surely will withstand a doomsday device going off on the inside... right?
[2] You would teleport the device, if, in fact, you weren't such a big dick. The peoples of Michigan, annoyed at your antics, beat you up for it.
Ouch, Ah, Ek! -1 health.To the escape pod! Destination : Moon!
GET TO DA
CHOPPER ESCAPE POD! [1] Looks like the escape pod has a hole in it. That, and several shadow people...
ATTACK!
With Tyberix already dead, the shadow people turn on JacenHanLovesLegos and Nirur Torir.
ATTACK [6] With infinite rage, you descend on JacenHanLovesLegos.
DEFENCE [4] You rip him into shreds.
Ack, Ouch, Not the Face! -1 health.
Effect gained: Shredded. (-1 to defence.)ATTACK [6] Nirur Torir gets swarmed as well.
DEFENCE [3] His feeble mimings show how brutally you attack him.
With Nirur Torir and Tyberix dead, Cheese spawns where the town square used to be. The new location of the town square has the doomsday device, set to activate in three turns. The only anti-apocalypse shelter in the world is being swarmed with shadow people.
JacenHanLovesLegos
Health: 2
Score: 2
Location: Anti-Apocalypse Shelter
Inv. Navy Jumpsuit.
+1 Ax of Teleportation
Effect: Shredded. (-1 to defence)
vadia
Health: 3
Score: 3
Location: Town Square (In Michigan.)
Inv. Beige Jumpsuit
Traits: Lame. (+1 lameness)
HmH
Health: 2
Score: 2
Location: Former Location of Town Square
Inv. Yellow Jumpsuit
Traits: Jumping-Really-High (+1 jumping)
Dick (+1 to being a dick, -1 to helping people.)
bloodsheder
Health: 3
Score: 2
Location: COLORADO
Inv. Brown Jumpsuit
Liberty Prime
Krath
Health: 3
Score: 1
Location: Former Location of Town Square
Inv. Pink Jumpsuit
Cheese
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Former Location of Town Square
Inv. White Jumpsuit.
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