I jump on the doomsday device and pretend to disarm it.
[5] Using your amazing powers of being a dick, you only pretend to disarm the device. When everybody cheers you for disarming the device, you laugh.
Trait get: Dick (+1 to being a dick, -1 to helping people.)Find Liberty Prime and Escape
[4] Telepathically hearing your call, Liberty Prime rushes to you. Being in Michigan, this takes a while, forcing you to postpone your dramatic escape.
Item (re)get: Liberty PrimeHire a ninja henchmen/bodyguard/sidekick,for sure one is hiding in the shadows nearby !
[6] Scared at the people hiding in the shadows, you hire a ninja to protect you. Aggravated at the sight of such a mighty warrior, the shadow people attack.
Item get: NinjaI mime myself an invisible bicycle! (I shall then escape from the doomsday device on my possibly non-extent bicycle. Walking is no fun.)
[4] You mime yourself an invisible bicycle. It should help you escape.
Item get: Invisible Bicycle. (+1 to movement)Tell my zombies to slaughter everyone who is still alive!
[6] Laughing you tell your zombies to slaughter everyone who is still alive! It takes you a few seconds to realize that you, in fact, are still alive.
Medal get: Seemed like a good idea at the time...Teleport into an anti-apocalypse shelter.
[3] Teleport? Nah, you rather walk. After slugging it for 2 and a half hours, you appear at Tyberix's anti-apocalypse shelter which, due to cut backs, is the only one of its kind.
I use the Holy MacGuffin to sanctify the sabbath!
[3] You use the Holy MacGuffin to sanctify the sabbath! Of course, these aren't unholy zombies or anything, so it doesn't have much of an effect.
The zombie hoard, finally shuffling in, begins to attack the players inside the square.
ATTACK [4] Hungry for brains, several attack Nirur Torir.
DEFENCE [2] Despite having an Invisible Belt-Mounted Forcefield Generator, they still manage to eat your brains.
Ah, Oof, My head! -2 health.ATTACK [5] Still hungry, they attack MrNuke.
DEFENCE [1] Needless to say, they quickly kill him.
ATTACK [2] Still not content, they attack vadia.
DEFENCE [5] Using the Holy MacGuffin, vadia beats the zombie hoard back, killing several in the process.
With MrNuke now being one with the zombies, Krath then spawns where the Town Square used to be.
Not much is happening in the former location of the Town Square, though in its new location, a zombie mob is attacking Nirur Torir and vadia. Additionally, in the new location of the town square is the doomsday device, which will go off in 4 turns. The only anti-apocalypse shelter (tm) is teeming with shadow people, who will soon kill everyone inside in a raging bloodbath, cause that's how they roll. Also, the Holy MacGuffin has sanctified the sabbath, which really doesn't seem to be doing a lot.
Nirur Torir
Health: 1
Score: 4
Location: Town Square (In Michigan)
Inv. Orange Jumpsuit
Invisible, Impenetrable Box.
Invisible Belt-Mounted Forcefield Generator (+1 to defence)
Invisible Bicycle (+1 to movement)
Traits: Mime (+1 to miming, can't speak.)
Tyberix
Health: 3
Score: 4
Location: Anti-Apocalypse Shelter
Inv. Teal Jumpsuit
Ninja
JacenHanLovesLegos
Health: 3
Score: 2
Location: Anti-Apocalypse Shelter
Inv. Navy Jumpsuit.
vadia
Health: 3
Score: 2
Location: Town Square (In Michigan.)
Inv. Beige Jumpsuit
Holy MacGuffin
Traits: Lame. (+1 lameness)
HmH
Health: 3
Score: 1
Location: Former Location of Town Square
Inv. Yellow Jumpsuit
Traits: Jumping-Really-High (+1 jumping)
Dick (+1 to being a dick, -1 to helping people.)
bloodsheder
Health: 3
Score: 1
Location: Former Location of Town Square
Inv. Brown Jumpsuit
Liberty Prime
Krath
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Former Location of Town Square
Inv. Pink Jumpsuit