I mime myself an invisible belt-mounted force field generator.
[3] You mime an invisible belt-mounted force field generator. Once more, you didn't mime yourself wearing it. And it's on.
Construct Doomsday Device (with big countdown timer,set few turns of delay) and activate!
[4] You construct a doomsday device, and with a countdown timer and all. The GM, being the jerk that he is, forces you to arm it next round.
Item get: Deactivated doomsday device.Hijack another ICBM!
Clearly, the solution to all your problems is another ICBM! You use your powers to jump into the air. [3] However, you only land on a tomahawk missile. Lame.
Invite hmh to role play -- to the death
[5] You invite HmH to role play, TO THE DEATH!!!!
You and HmH are teleported to the role-playing coliseum, where you will face off.
ATTACK [5] Using your powers of role-playing, you envision a senario where HmH is dead.
DEFENCE [5] However, nothing happens to HmH.
HmH, annoyed at not being on an ICBM, attacks you!
ATTACK [5] He decides to forgo role-playing, and just punches you in the face.
DEFENCE [2] Your role-playing defences are weak against his physical attack.
Ew, Ouch, Damn it! -2 health.This is it. The next person to get hit will die horribly. Putting your game fast on, you attack!
ATTACK [2] As you charge forward, you trip on a rock, falling flat on your face.
Arg, Oof, Eck! -1 health.DEFENCE [1] However when HmH tried to block you attack, he also tripped on a rock, dying instantly!
...
Looks like no one has won the role play TO THE DEATH!!!!!!!
Rest to heal, order Liberty Prime to repair mode
[1] ... You probably shouldn't have gotten your healing spell from maxicaxi.
Jump into the heavens and pour my flask of magma on the GM.
Jumping incredibly high, you attempt to pour the flask on the GM. [5] Despite jumping higher than you ever jumped before, you couldn't get high enough, what with the GM being on another plane of existance and all.
With three people dead, JacenHanLovesLegos, MrNuke and vadia all spawn. An activated forcefield generator lies in the middle of the square.
Wait for orders
[3] You do nothing.
Krath
Health: 3
Score: 4
Location: Town Square
Inv. Pink Jumpsuit
Ye flask full of magma rain.
Nirur Torir
Health: 3
Score: 2
Location: Town Square
Inv. Orange Jumpsuit
Invisible, Impenetrable Box.
Tyberix
Health: 3
Score: 1
Location: Town Square
Inv. Teal Jumpsuit
Deactivated doomsday device
JacenHanLovesLegos
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Town Square
Inv. Navy Jumpsuit.
MrNuke
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Town Square
Inv. Black Jumpsuit
vadia
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Town Square
Inv. Beige Jumpsuit
Traits: Lame. (+1 lameness)