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Re: Elder scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #2505 on: August 02, 2011, 07:32:08 pm »

Mmm, longest discussion on reptilian breasts I have come across in quite a while.
Not me......and that's rather disturbing now that I think about it.
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Re: Elder scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #2506 on: August 03, 2011, 01:17:16 am »

Everytime I see a skyrim hate thread, I die a little from the inside. Makes me realize what kind of shit Bethesda is getting away with. All of you peeps you seriously think its GOTY materials are either brick heads or the industry has really bit the bullet if games of this quality snag the GOTY awards.
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« Reply #2507 on: August 03, 2011, 01:30:17 am »

The reason Khajiit shouldn't have digitigrade legs is because they are furries, whether anybody likes it or not, and furries are just hairy people with animal heads.

Beg to differ

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Re: Elder scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #2508 on: August 03, 2011, 05:17:21 am »

In Morrowind, argonians didn't have breasts, but breasts still appeared when they put on a shirt, presumably due to the engine supporting only one "female" variant of a shirt. Given Bethesda's record with graphical glitches like this, it's possible that argonians canonically pad their shirts. Presumably to better fit in with all the mammalian races. I choose to believe this because it is hilarious.

As for Khajiit and digitigrade feet, lore says that there's at least seventeen different types of khajiit, ranging from hairy elves to spellcasting housecats. The breed is apparently decided not by genetics, but phase of the moons, which I expect leads to some pretty interesting families.
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« Reply #2509 on: August 03, 2011, 06:31:15 am »

Beast race had to have breasts. Clothings magically change for men and women. It would be more strange for beast races to have boobs magically when they wear something.
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« Reply #2510 on: August 03, 2011, 08:08:44 am »

In Morrowind, argonians didn't have breasts, but breasts still appeared when they put on a shirt, presumably due to the engine supporting only one "female" variant of a shirt. Given Bethesda's record with graphical glitches like this, it's possible that argonians canonically pad their shirts. Presumably to better fit in with all the mammalian races. I choose to believe this because it is hilarious.

After too many socially awkward situations and being the target of too much "polish my spear" jokes, the Argonian males get together mandated that females wear fake boobs.
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« Reply #2511 on: August 03, 2011, 08:51:41 am »

The Lusty Argonian Maid
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« Reply #2512 on: August 03, 2011, 09:22:28 am »

Wait, wait a minute. Are we seriously arguing why it is justified for lizards to have boobs?
What kind of sick world I live in?
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Re: Elder scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #2513 on: August 03, 2011, 09:27:34 am »

Why is that more sick than everything else going on in DF or the modding discussions?

Drowning kittens in Magma is okay, speaking about lizards with boobs is sick?
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« Reply #2514 on: August 03, 2011, 09:30:42 am »

What kind of sick world I live in?
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« Reply #2515 on: August 03, 2011, 10:33:18 am »

Why is that more sick than everything else going on in DF or the modding discussions?

Drowning kittens in Magma is okay, speaking about lizards with boobs is sick?

Its sick because it does not involve violence. Try the discussion with more battle axe and dismemberment
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« Reply #2516 on: August 03, 2011, 11:39:08 am »

Why is that more sick than everything else going on in DF or the modding discussions?

Drowning kittens in Magma is okay, speaking about lizards with boobs is sick?

Its sick because it does not involve violence. Try the discussion with more battle axe and dismemberment

Think what would happen if DF was 3D. Censored in every country :P
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Re: Elder scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #2517 on: August 03, 2011, 01:35:20 pm »

Ripping things apart is fine, just don't start talking about nudity.
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Re: Elder scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #2518 on: August 03, 2011, 01:47:29 pm »

Ripping things apart is fine, just don't start talking about nudity.

Can we rip apart clothing?
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« Reply #2519 on: August 03, 2011, 01:50:11 pm »

Ripping things apart is fine, just don't start talking about nudity.

Can we rip apart clothing?

Duh, as long as there is no nudity.
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