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[Sensei]

Dwarves are always caked in blood and vomit, so it must be OK.

On another note, why should there even BE mammals and reptiles as we know them in Tamriel? No reason. Therefore there's no reason for anything to be constrained to existing families of species. End of discussion.

No really. That discussion is over.

Return to your scheduled program of "Gee, I hope Bethesda doesn't pull a Deus Ex 2 again."

[Supercharazad]

Actually, argonians padding clothing to fit it works. It's pretty funny too

[Soadreqm]

Wait, wait a minute. Are we seriously arguing why it is justified for lizards to have boobs?
What kind of sick world I live in?

Yes, that is exactly what we are arguing. Deal w/it.

Next, we're going to debate whether the dropping number of sex scenes in Elder Scrolls games signals Bethesda losing its touch. The true reason Oblivion was less appreciated than Morrowind was that it didn't have Molag Bal having sex with Vivec's headless corpse for 88 days.

[PTTG??]

What wonderful version of Morrowind were you playing?

[Sensei]

He read the in-game books.

Not joking.

[KaguroDraven]

In game books can be rather fucked up if you find the 'right' ones. Lusty Argonian Maid is still relivent to my interests. >.> <.< DON'T JUDGE ME!

[Sensei]

Lusty Argonian Maid is supposed to be funny. The Sermons of Vivec are an honest part of the game's lore.

[Duke 2.0]

 I dont really read the books except the skill gain ones. They have some funny stories relevant to the skill.

 I threw Lusty Argonian Barmaid in a fire when I was done with it. The flames did nothing to help my mind.

[Sensei]

If it makes you feel any worse, the first time the book appears is in Morrowind and you are given a quest to deliver it from its author... to a play director.

[Vherid]

The reason Khajiit shouldn't have digitigrade legs is because they are furries, whether anybody likes it or not, and furries are just hairy people with animal heads.

Beg to differ

Do so.

Just because something is furry/a furry does not mean it has to have plantigrade feet.


But about the argonians, Adrodgyny is nice :3

[Aqizzar]

I threw Lusty Argonian Barmaid in a fire when I was done with it. The flames did nothing to help my mind.

The first time I click on this thread in months, and this is what I find.

Anyway, I kinda enjoyed the stories in the skill books, like the three guys telling bar stories about famous warriors.  The ones in Morrowind were really good, but I never noticed how many Oblivion kept.  The Ashlander books and "Mixed Unit Tactics" were really nice, sober windows into a fantasy world.

[Duke 2.0]

 Nononono, Morrowind has already plunged deep into that hole already with the quest to seduce the argonian which ends with you being able to take her clothes. Cant get worse.

[Grakelin]

The reason Khajiit shouldn't have digitigrade legs is because they are furries, whether anybody likes it or not, and furries are just hairy people with animal heads.

Beg to differ

Do so.

Just because something is furry/a furry does not mean it has to have plantigrade feet.

Interesting choice of direction. Find me a furry with digitigrade feet?

[KaguroDraven]

If it makes you feel any worse, the first time the book appears is in Morrowind and you are given a quest to deliver it from its author... to a play director.

When I got this quest I cackled like a madman, no lies.

Nononono, Morrowind has already plunged deep into that hole already with the quest to seduce the argonian which ends with you being able to take her clothes. Cant get worse.

I do not remember this quest.

[Sensei]

Yeah I don't remember the clothes stealing quest either. Was it in the slave freeing line? Because I borked that up by picking a lock I was never supposed to.