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Cthulhu

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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #60 on: December 12, 2010, 02:53:45 pm »
It's also two mashed together euphemisms for the hoo haa.  Does he realize this?

Name him Bep.
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #61 on: December 12, 2010, 03:04:12 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on December 12, 2010, 02:44:56 pm
My father has a cat with no name.  He just calls him by lots of cat-related diminutives, his favorite being "pussnatch", descended from the Ebonic "biznatch".

My Czech flatmate has a cat (although I consider her mostly mine now). Her name is Kočka, which is Czech for "cat."
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« Reply #62 on: December 12, 2010, 03:09:23 pm »
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #63 on: December 12, 2010, 03:30:11 pm »
Noble  ::)

It would fit it.... since nobles are like a pain in my ass , admantite and slade demands.... pfff
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #64 on: December 12, 2010, 03:34:42 pm »
Quote from: Qinetix on December 12, 2010, 03:30:11 pm
Noble  ::)

It would fit it.... since nobles are like a pain in my ass , admantite and slade demands.... pfff

Worst suggestion yet. How is a scorpion that I'd cuddle going to be a pain in my ass?
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #65 on: December 12, 2010, 03:36:56 pm »
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #66 on: December 12, 2010, 03:39:52 pm »
I'm telling you, Ozymandias is the way to go. It even has the Egyptian symbolism that comes with the species being an "Emperor" Scorpion.
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« Reply #67 on: December 12, 2010, 03:40:28 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 12, 2010, 03:39:52 pm
I'm telling you, Ozymandias is the way to go. It even has the Egyptian symbolism that comes with the species being an "Emperor" Scorpion.

Oh really? I'll look into this.
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #68 on: December 12, 2010, 03:40:35 pm »
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #69 on: December 12, 2010, 03:41:08 pm »
Quote from: Sappho on December 12, 2010, 03:04:12 pm
Quote from: Aqizzar on December 12, 2010, 02:44:56 pm
My father has a cat with no name.  He just calls him by lots of cat-related diminutives, his favorite being "pussnatch", descended from the Ebonic "biznatch".

My Czech flatmate has a cat (although I consider her mostly mine now). Her name is Kočka, which is Czech for "cat."
I have two cats, and I call them both Mac-Mac, which is Croatian for Here, Kitty, Kitty.

It's not like there's a point in giving names to pets that don't care about names.
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #70 on: December 12, 2010, 03:43:33 pm »
Quote from: DJ on December 12, 2010, 03:41:08 pm
It's not like there's a point in giving names to pets that don't care about names.

Nope, but it sure is fun!
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #71 on: December 12, 2010, 04:45:32 pm »
changing my vote to Ozymandias.
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #72 on: December 12, 2010, 05:20:32 pm »
Motherfucker. My backwards-ass stepdad won't let me stay if I get a scorpion. He literally went yelling about how "There will not be a scorpion in this house!" I asked him why and he said they were poisonous. After explain to him that it's less poisonous than a bee, he continued yelling how he doesn't care how poisonous it is... Hypocrisy much? I need to move out. Probably far, far away from society because the average person's logic is seriously stressing me the fuck out. I bought the 10 gallon tank equipment already and was going to have the scorpion shipped tomorrow. Going back, but definitely getting a scorpion once I move.
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #73 on: December 12, 2010, 05:32:29 pm »
Tell him that there's already a scorpion in the house, you're looking at him, and then find a roommate or a cheap apartment and get the fuck out.
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Re: Name a Scorpion
« Reply #74 on: December 12, 2010, 05:35:19 pm »
How I hate close-minded people like that. Deadly scorpions are few and far between, certainly not on the pet market like Emperor Scorpions are. I mean, I wouldn't have a scorpion as a pet because it isn't my cup of tea, but why someone would try to stop others from having them is beyond me.
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