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Vertigon

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Re: Awesome coincidence
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2010, 06:06:02 pm »

Raptor heresy?
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Re: Awesome coincidence
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2010, 06:08:32 pm »

Just repent on your sins and confess to being a mammel!

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Re: Awesome coincidence
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2010, 10:53:37 pm »

That is a pretty cool dwarf, and dwarf lineage.  Make sure to give these two a few hours off duty in a closed off room with women of their fancy.  Gotta make sure the blood goes on, right?  Make sure to do this soon, because once they reach champion status they'll stop caring for any of your orders other than "kill".
His wife is one of the rangers in my unit of crossbowdwarves, so his bloodline will be continued.  Once they have a freakin' kid.  For the record she's killed  one troll herself...  but that's about it.

Which is kind of unfortunate because the Queen isn't married.

You should post his personality traits, and see how likely he is to go bonkers and run into people with his chest-spear.
Physical: corpulent, clean-shaven sideburns, long moustache in double braids, long braided beard, clean-shaven hair, golden and incredibly close-set eyes, thick lips, grating, raspy voice, recessed, broad chin, tangled teeth, sharply hooked nose, dark brown and wrinkled skin.

Preferences: petrified wood, lead, black pyrope, gazelle hoof, giant cave spider silk, the color burnt umber, crosses, maces, bucklers, tables, tuber beer.  Hates fire snakes.

Mental: Stunning feel for spatial relationships, unbreakable will, great intuition, a way with words, good kinesthetic sense, poor analytical abilities, poor focus.

Socia;: Often nervous, feels strong urges and seeks short-term rewards, very friendly, enjoys the company of others, candid and sincere in dealings with others, compassionate, confident, disorganized, and takes time when making decisions.  He talks tapidly when he gets angry, doesn't mind being outdoors (for a little bit).  He doesn't really care about anything anymore.

He worships Savot Massiveprestige, deity of courage, and Dakas Dawnshimmered, deity of the sky, rainbows, and light.

...wow, he actually sounds like a nice guy to get to know.

I want to hear other people stories about cool stuff that happens!
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Re: Awesome coincidence
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2010, 10:56:21 pm »

Sounds like a freeking awesome dwarf!
Worshipping the god of courage? Sweet as!

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Re: Awesome coincidence
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2010, 12:13:05 am »

The awesome-o-meter

>Colony dropping a ball of magma onto a dragon in midflight, then orbital shock troopers on motorcycles mop up
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>Cacame Awesome-ade
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>This thread
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>This story
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>Dwarf Fortress
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>Chuck Norris

-Skip a few hundred slots-

>Raptor Jesus

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Re: Awesome coincidence
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2010, 01:32:02 am »

That is a pretty cool dwarf, and dwarf lineage.  Make sure to give these two a few hours off duty in a closed off room with women of their fancy.  Gotta make sure the blood goes on, right?  Make sure to do this soon, because once they reach champion status they'll stop caring for any of your orders other than "kill".
His wife is one of the rangers in my unit of crossbowdwarves, so his bloodline will be continued.  Once they have a freakin' kid.  For the record she's killed  one troll herself...  but that's about it.

Which is kind of unfortunate because the Queen isn't married.

You should post his personality traits, and see how likely he is to go bonkers and run into people with his chest-spear.
Physical: corpulent, clean-shaven sideburns, long moustache in double braids, long braided beard, clean-shaven hair, golden and incredibly close-set eyes, thick lips, grating, raspy voice, recessed, broad chin, tangled teeth, sharply hooked nose, dark brown and wrinkled skin.

Preferences: petrified wood, lead, black pyrope, gazelle hoof, giant cave spider silk, the color burnt umber, crosses, maces, bucklers, tables, tuber beer.  Hates fire snakes.

Mental: Stunning feel for spatial relationships, unbreakable will, great intuition, a way with words, good kinesthetic sense, poor analytical abilities, poor focus.

Socia;: Often nervous, feels strong urges and seeks short-term rewards, very friendly, enjoys the company of others, candid and sincere in dealings with others, compassionate, confident, disorganized, and takes time when making decisions.  He talks tapidly when he gets angry, doesn't mind being outdoors (for a little bit).  He doesn't really care about anything anymore.

He worships Savot Massiveprestige, deity of courage, and Dakas Dawnshimmered, deity of the sky, rainbows, and light.

...wow, he actually sounds like a nice guy to get to know.

I want to hear other people stories about cool stuff that happens!

He sounds like the protagonist of a shonen anime.
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Re: Awesome coincidence
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2010, 04:20:17 am »

Doesn't corpulent mean horribly fat?
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Re: Awesome coincidence
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2010, 04:25:57 am »

That is a pretty cool dwarf, and dwarf lineage.  Make sure to give these two a few hours off duty in a closed off room with women of their fancy.  Gotta make sure the blood goes on, right?  Make sure to do this soon, because once they reach champion status they'll stop caring for any of your orders other than "kill".
His wife is one of the rangers in my unit of crossbowdwarves, so his bloodline will be continued.  Once they have a freakin' kid.  For the record she's killed  one troll herself...  but that's about it.

Which is kind of unfortunate because the Queen isn't married.

You should post his personality traits, and see how likely he is to go bonkers and run into people with his chest-spear.
Physical: corpulent, clean-shaven sideburns, long moustache in double braids, long braided beard, clean-shaven hair, golden and incredibly close-set eyes, thick lips, grating, raspy voice, recessed, broad chin, tangled teeth, sharply hooked nose, dark brown and wrinkled skin.

Preferences: petrified wood, lead, black pyrope, gazelle hoof, giant cave spider silk, the color burnt umber, crosses, maces, bucklers, tables, tuber beer.  Hates fire snakes.

Mental: Stunning feel for spatial relationships, unbreakable will, great intuition, a way with words, good kinesthetic sense, poor analytical abilities, poor focus.

Socia;: Often nervous, feels strong urges and seeks short-term rewards, very friendly, enjoys the company of others, candid and sincere in dealings with others, compassionate, confident, disorganized, and takes time when making decisions.  He talks tapidly when he gets angry, doesn't mind being outdoors (for a little bit).  He doesn't really care about anything anymore.

He worships Savot Massiveprestige, deity of courage, and Dakas Dawnshimmered, deity of the sky, rainbows, and light.

...wow, he actually sounds like a nice guy to get to know.

I want to hear other people stories about cool stuff that happens!

He sounds like the protagonist of a shonen anime.
Besides the looks...
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Max White

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Re: Awesome coincidence
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2010, 04:38:37 am »

Dwarven shonen.

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Re: Awesome coincidence
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2010, 04:50:15 am »

Preferences: ... maces...

wrong weapon choice, apparently

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Re: Awesome coincidence
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2010, 07:16:58 am »

ya he said that

hey, MAKE HIM A MACELORD TOO!
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Re: Awesome coincidence
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2010, 05:07:05 pm »

If he'd wanted to be a mace lord, he would have started with skill in maces instead of spears.
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Re: Awesome coincidence
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2010, 05:10:58 pm »

Nah, I got a better idea to make absolutely everyone happy.
A spear in one hand. A mace in the other. Both artifacts.
... oh, and if he wants a shield on top of that, he can hold it between his teeth if he's not too fond of shaking gross things to death with his mouth.
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Re: Awesome coincidence
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2010, 07:30:11 pm »

The awesome-o-meter

>Colony dropping a ball of magma onto a dragon in midflight, then orbital shock troopers on motorcycles mop up
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>Cacame Awesome-ade
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>This thread
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>This story
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>Dwarf Fortress
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>Chuck Norris

-Skip a few hundred slots-

>Raptor Jesus


This is blasphemy! This is madness!
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Re: Awesome coincidence
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2010, 08:03:50 pm »

You should rename your fortress to Starspears - which isn't actually possible, but you should if it would.
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