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Author Topic: You are a funny little robot!  (Read 1791 times)

Glacies

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You are a funny little robot!
« on: December 08, 2010, 05:10:22 am »



Here is a funny little robot. He needs a name.

maxicaxi

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Re: You are a funny little robot!
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2010, 05:14:25 am »

Dakka-bot 101
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

Glacies

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Re: You are a funny little robot!
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2010, 05:57:21 am »



That's right. Daka-bot 101. That's why we've been painted with a skull-like visage. What now?

KaguroDraven

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Re: You are a funny little robot!
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2010, 06:12:08 am »

We need more dakka.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu

maxicaxi

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Re: You are a funny little robot!
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2010, 07:12:31 am »

check what dakka dispensors we have (weapons)
« Last Edit: December 08, 2010, 08:03:25 am by maxicaxi »
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

Kilowatt

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Re: You are a funny little robot!
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2010, 08:07:21 am »

Check for Dakka dispensers and Boom projectors.
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Glacies

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Re: You are a funny little robot!
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2010, 08:11:18 am »

Our chest plate conceals a Micro-Dakka cannon, and we have no boom projectors. What now?

Fniff

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Re: You are a funny little robot!
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2010, 08:33:17 am »

Check around for your creators, the Orks.

Glacies

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Re: You are a funny little robot!
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2010, 08:43:37 am »



The desert stretches in all directions under the dim light of the blue sun. A great arm stands in the distance, worn by sand and the passage of time, black and rusty, the color of oil. Small green plants poke through the sand in places, as do lumps of green crystal. A light wind blows, carrying a few grains across the air. What now?

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Re: You are a funny little robot!
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2010, 08:51:48 am »



The desert stretches in all directions under the dim light of the blue sun. A great arm stands in the distance, worn by sand and the passage of time, black and rusty, the color of oil. Small green plants poke through the sand in places, as do lumps of green crystal. A light wind blows, carrying a few grains across the air. What now?

Wander off in the direction of north.

dwarfguy2

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Re: You are a funny little robot!
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2010, 08:52:09 am »

>Attach ARM to SELF.
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maxicaxi

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Re: You are a funny little robot!
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2010, 09:16:52 am »

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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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There was a time when cocksuits would have offended me. It's kind of bad that the time has passed.

Glacies

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Re: You are a funny little robot!
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2010, 09:23:13 am »



A tower of dirt and sand rises out of the ground, a large collection of green crystals growing around it. A faint hum comes from the tower.

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Re: You are a funny little robot!
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2010, 09:25:10 am »

 All glowing crystals have energy in fiction. No exceptions

 >ABSORB ENERGY from CRYSTALS.
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