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[Krath]

So I'm surfing through Legends mode, and I find this gem.

In the early winter of 798, The 3254th Pillaging of Trustmusic occurred.

Wow. If I was those humans I would have just surrendered to the invading goblins a LONG time ago.

[Murphy]

They are probably like "Forget pillages, trust the music! Who cares about goblins? Experience music!"

[peterix]

Sing, dance, get impaled on swords of the invading goblin hordes

[Patchouli]

Maybe they defend it like they would in Michael Jackson's Moonwalker.

[Neonivek]

The town isn't so bad

They have a huge pile in the middle of town with a sign "Pillage here"

Frankly there is less actual theft in Trustmusic then in slaughterville, Murderspline, and Happyrabitfluff combined.

[Flying Carcass]

Looks like they get pillaged seasonally (3254 divided by 798 is roughly 4). Guess it takes the place of raking and spring clean-up. 

[Shaostoul]

Looks like they get pillaged seasonally (3254 divided by 798 is roughly 4). Guess it takes the place of raking and spring clean-up. 

Instead of that it's the memorializing of all the corpses some how before they get haunted by rock musicians.

(I posted that song cause it's posted on this thread by a member.)

[Toady Two]

Maybe they defend it like they would in Michael Jackson's Moonwalker.

And spar like they would in "Beat It"

http://www.cracked.com/video_18227_the-beat-it-video-makes-less-sense-without-music.html

[Julien Brightside]

Do a lot of people get killed during these pillages, or is it just those who happen to stand in the middle of the road when the goblins appear?

[Crossroads Inc.]

Since any attack would be counted as a "Pillaging" it could be as simple as three or four crazed goblins who, once every coup of months, go running through town and wavings daggers around and then vanish. Like drunken frat boys

[Interus]

Since any attack would be counted as a "Pillaging" it could be as simple as three or four crazed goblins who, once every coup of months, go running through town and wavings daggers around and then vanish. Like drunken frat boys

Honey, the goblins are "pillaging" again.

Just throw them a barrel of food and they'll leave.

[Funk]

Do a lot of people get killed during these pillages, or is it just those who happen to stand in the middle of the road when the goblins appear?

no on most sites of this type only a token force is there at best.

[Julien Brightside]

I am guessing the term "pillage" is a bit misused? Perhaps the historeans thought they could spice up the local history.

Pillaging sounds a bit more interesting than:
"in the early winter of 738, 4 goblins were faffing about."

[tsen]

Legends mode should be narrated by Eddie Izzard.

[Max White]

Legends mode should be narrated by David Attenborough.

Fixed.

And here we have the small town of Trustmusic, a town known for its weekly raid by goblins.