So I embarked out in the savanna, and although I was only initially bothered by a few buzzards, year 5 or so rolled around and we've got a horse problem. I'll spare you all the long rambling narrative, but here's the rundown of what happened leading up to my problem:
1) The horses initially just sorta played "chicken" with the dwarves going in and out of the fort. A few cancelled jobs, but no real problems.
2) Finally, they got really bold and a couple ran INTO the fortress, causing mass panic and job cancellation.
3) I enabled the military on a "kill:horse" expedition, but since they were all barehanded and trying to wrestle the horse to death (and horses are fast), it ended up with the wrestlers just chasing the horses back and forth, presumably to
this music.
4) After locking the horse in th dining room with my wrestlers, I was hoping they'd chase it around long enough to allow me to build a few cage traps outside of the door to catch it. Alas, just as I unlocked the door and the wrestlers moved to chase it out into the cage traps, the horse freaked out and trampled on a dwarf carrying her baby, trampling the baby to death and knocking the mother unconcious on top of the cage trap, triggering it to catch
her instead of the horse.
5) Cage trap plan part 2: I trapped the horse in the hospital, and had my wrestlers once again chase the damn thing around while I built more cage traps around the door. Just as I was unlocking the door, the horse fell down the well. I assumed that It would drown or something, but instead, it swam up into the tunnel (the one that I dug to open up the lake into the well) and just stood there in 3/7 water. For about 2 seasons.
6) I finally got sick of seeing the horse in my well, so I dug a flight of stairs down to it and waited for it to exit the well, go through the hospital, and get caged. Sure enough, after waiting for another 2 seasons, he did exactly that.
7) Elated that I'd finally caught the hooved menace, I toyed with what to do with him. I had my ranger train him to make it tame, but then I thought better of the "pet horse that once pissed me off and killed a baby" and decided to butcher it.
After setting it to be butchered, the dwarf opened the cage, and THE DAMN HORSE escaped, running amok like some sort of angry galloping santa with job cancellation spam instead of presents. And now I've discovered that because of the (tame) tag, I can't target him with my military dwarves to make them chase him around anymore. Without the dwarven keystone cops chasing him around, it's hella hard to route him through specific doorways...
suggestions?