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Mystery

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My dwarf went mad and now he is naked.
« on: December 07, 2010, 02:15:11 am »

As i started to notice bits of clothing lying around my fort at first i assumed some careless dwarf dropped various items around the fort.
Then i realized i don't both to make clothing (already short enough on cloth, where are the silly elves when i need them) as i check each dwarf individually i notice the crazy one that had been sitting remarkably still in the corner was completely naked. He must have been running around the fortress ripping off pieces of clothing throwing it at everyone he saw.

I have now proclaimed this dwarf, king. I mean he must have been like
 "Refused to give me sand, hey! I'll show them I'll show them all!" -takes of clothes and runs around fort-
Just kidding i ordered my military to kill him, no one goes nude in my fort i mean there are kids around.

In future is there any way to make him put his clothes back on or at very least tie him to the wall in a dark room.
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Acperience

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Re: My dwarf went mad and now he is naked.
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2010, 02:24:34 am »

Raving Mad dwarfs always strip naked.
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Lovechild

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Re: My dwarf went mad and now he is naked.
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2010, 02:31:45 am »

If you wait long enough then all of your dwarves will be naked as their clothes rot away. And those kids will never put on clothes.
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Mystery

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Re: My dwarf went mad and now he is naked.
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2010, 02:51:59 am »

If you wait long enough then all of your dwarves will be naked as their clothes rot away. And those kids will never put on clothes.
Well if everyone is naked it would be too big of a job to get my military to kill everyone.
Mass suicide it is.

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Re: My dwarf went mad and now he is naked.
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2010, 03:58:56 am »

you can also put everyone in squads and assign them civie clothes as a uniform.
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shadowform

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Re: My dwarf went mad and now he is naked.
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2010, 04:25:38 am »

you can also put everyone in squads and assign them civie clothes as a uniform.
Or assign them a bronze breastplate, leggings, low boots, shield, and spear.  Because if you're going to put your entire fortress into the military, you may as well do it right.
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Re: My dwarf went mad and now he is naked.
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2010, 08:05:13 am »

you can also put everyone in squads and assign them civie clothes as a uniform.
Or assign them a bronze steel breastplate, leggings, low boots, shield, and spear.  Because if you're going to put your entire fortress into the military, you may as well do it right.

Or addy if you have enough.
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