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[monk12]

DO A BARREL ROLL

Also learn how to fight in our new ride.

[Ricky]

make alf and malcom swab the decks! or walk the plank!


in all seriousness, make them earn their keep

[Fniff]

DO A BARREL ROLL

Also learn how to fight in our new ride.

You decide how to control this damn thing. It turns out, you can just pilot it using your hands!

DEVIL'S WOOOOORRRRRKKKKKKKK!

make alf and malcom swab the decks! or walk the plank!


in all seriousness, make them earn their keep

You ask them if they can do anything useful.

"I am a good engineer" Malcolm says.

"I am from Norway, what do you think I am good at?" Alf says.

[monk12]

I suppose I should specify.

Attempt to determine whether this ship has weapons/armor/shields/tractor beams Space Cannon/Space Grappling Hooks/Space Hull Plating. If there are no obvious labels, begin pressing buttons wildly and make Malcolm do engineery things.

And how do we handle? Are we flying a cog, pinnace, frigate, galleon, what?

Begin recording Alf's every movement, on the suspicion that he is an alien life form.

[Fniff]

I suppose I should specify.

Attempt to determine whether this ship has weapons/armor/shields/tractor beams Space Cannon/Space Grappling Hooks/Space Hull Plating. If there are no obvious labels, begin pressing buttons wildly and make Malcolm do engineery things.

And how do we handle? Are we flying a cog, pinnace, frigate, galleon, what?

Begin recording Alf's every movement, on the suspicion that he is an alien life form.

You check for weapons. Mostly amazingly futuristic, but there are some that draw you home. This appears to be a small, speedy fighter type ship. Malcolm says it's a marvel, and it really does handle very well.

You make sure to see if Alf is an alien life form. You get a very nasty punch in the mouth for that.