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[Fniff]

Ask him if he wants to wait until after the aliens have learnt why their shipbuilding sucks before sending them to Valhalah(?). Continue lecture regardless.

"Waiting? What in the Vahalla are you talking about!? Something has smashed into the ship! We gotta go!" Suddenly, someone staggers onto the scene. It is a man wearing a *Gasp!* top hat and coat! He is also wearing those satan goggles.

"Excuse me gents, but do you know where I am? I just made my rifle into an automatic firing machine, but now I don't know what I am going to do." The Man asks. "By the way, I am Malcolm. Pleased to meet." He puts out his hand.

"My name is Alfhildr."

What is your name again?

[Fniff]

Whoops a daisy.

[quip]

Ever so lazy?


I don't know why I said it, it just felt right.

[Fniff]

Ever so lazy?


I don't know why I said it, it just felt right.

hey, I may be lazy but at least I can...Make forum games.

God dammit.

[quip]

No... I just had a temptation to rhyme with your post. 

I am to lazy though aren't I? I guess I should make a forum game... Nah, I'll just lurk in other peoples and inadvertently insult them. 

[Fniff]

No... I just had a temptation to rhyme with your post. 

I am to lazy though aren't I? I guess I should make a forum game... Nah, I'll just lurk in other peoples and inadvertently insult them. 

You aren't lazy. I am. I am a twat and an idiot.

[quip]

No! I am!

[Fniff]

No! I am!

No I am! I am the worst twat and/or idiot ever!

We should stop this before it escalates. What do you want Pirate's name to be?

[quip]

I-

Timithon XIII


Your Parents were drunk pretty much all the time, which probably explians(?) the first name.
You still can't figure out how 'Pencilquiver' became your families surname though...

[Fniff]

I-

Timithon XIII


Your Parents were drunk pretty much all the time, which probably explians(?) the first name.
You still can't figure out how 'Pencilquiver' became your families surname though...

"Timithon XIII Pencilquiver. The Third." You say, wondering how drunk your parents were the night they came up with that name.

"So...Tim." Malcolm says. Suddenly, the ship shakes. Little pods start flying into space. Maybe you should escape too.

"We should really get away." Alf says.

[monk12]

Find a pod, pull up alongside it, stand fast and prepare to board it!


Then do so, possibly following a round of grapeshot to clear out the pod.

[Fniff]

Find a pod, pull up alongside it, stand fast and prepare to board it!


Then do so, possibly following a round of grapeshot to clear out the pod.

You search around for a pod, but you find something else.

A small spaceship. It's bigger then a pod, smaller then this ship. It's be about as big as your vessel, you estimate.

[monk12]

Even better- Hijacking, ho!

[Megaman]

Yar har fiddle de dee being a hijacker is alright with me!

[Fniff]

Yar har fiddle de dee being a hijacker is alright with me!

You punch yourself in the face, several times. Dear god, this part of your mind is so...Idiotic.

OCC: Pirates never talked like that. If you talked like that to a pirate, they'd probably laugh at you and kill you.

Anyway, you hijack the spaceship, bringing Alf and Malcolm with you, as the spaceship explodes in the background!