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[Pillow_Killer]

NOM ELDAR BRAINZ

[Demonic Spoon]

OMNOMNOMNOM the eldar guardian. Wonder when eldar started turning into vampires.

GAIN ELDAR PSYCHIC POWERS AND VAMPIRE POWERS FROM OMNOMNOMING ELDAR VAMPIRE. USE THIS TO, YES YOU GUESSED IT, BECOME A GOD, SOMEHOW.

[Fniff]

OMNOMNOMNOM the eldar guardian. Wonder when eldar started turning into vampires.

GAIN ELDAR PSYCHIC POWERS AND VAMPIRE POWERS FROM OMNOMNOMING ELDAR VAMPIRE. USE THIS TO, YES YOU GUESSED IT, BECOME A GOD, SOMEHOW.

NOM ELDAR BRAINZ

BRAAAAINS--

The Eldar pulls off it's mask and rips your throat out. Being a not-zombie, this doesn't affect you.

"Your blood tastes like Ceiba-ny-shak, prepare to die." You finally get a good look at him.

He looks...Bad.

His jaw has transformed to be able to have two very jutting teeth. He is paler then even a normal Eldar.  He has red eyes rather then normal Eldar type eyes.

He slams you against the ground on spits on you. Oh dear.

[Demonic Spoon]

OMNOMNOM his FACE.

Also, yes, we get it, he a NOT-VAMPIRE, just OMNOMNOM him.

[Fniff]

OMNOMNOM his FACE.

Also, yes, we get it, he a NOT-VAMPIRE, just OMNOMNOM him.

Just making sure everyone knew.

You try and eat this annoying Eldar, but he has a pretty damn good grip. He appears to be trying to strangle you.

"Dammit, just die already." He mutters.

[Demonic Spoon]

"No, you die! And then get in mah belly!"

Kick him with our legs while also hitting him with our arms and OMNOMNOMING him.

Also wonder when he got a grip on us as it was never posted but eh, whatever, he can't be grippin our legs, arms, and face at the same time.

[Fniff]

"No, you die! And then get in mah belly!"

Kick him with our legs while also hitting him with our arms and OMNOMNOMING him.

Also wonder when he got a grip on us as it was never posted but eh, whatever, he can't be grippin our legs, arms, and face at the same time.

He slams you against the ground and spits on you.

I implied it.

Anyway, rolling...

You kick him in the legs, causing him to fall over. You then begin to eat his flesh.

Ew. He tastes disgusting. All chewy and eww.

[Demonic Spoon]

OMNOMNOM HIM ANYWAY TO GAIN ELDAR VAMPIRE POWERS AND BECOME A GOD!

Carry his body into the sun and set it on FIYAH!

Then go back into your lair and eat some of the corpses.

[Fniff]

OMNOMNOM HIM ANYWAY TO GAIN ELDAR VAMPIRE POWERS AND BECOME A GOD!

Carry his body into the sun and set it on FIYAH!

Then go back into your liar and eat some of the corpses.

You attempt to levitate but utterly fail. You merely throw down the corpse and retreat to your fox hole Lair and you eat some corpses.

Man, you really need a better lair.

[Demonic Spoon]

Eh? Levitate? O.o

Find a better lair. AND USE IT TO BECOME A GOD! YEAH, I GOT NOTHING.

[Fniff]

Eh? Levitate? O.o

Find a better lair. AND USE IT TO BECOME A GOD! YEAH, I GOT NOTHING.

You wander off to find a better lair.

You find a half buried chimera! Perfect. You jump in, eat the bodies inside, and go to sleep.

*

Dreams of realities beyond your own...

You wake up in a very very silent and dark realm.

You realize this is the warp.

[Demonic Spoon]

USE POWERS OF THE WARP TO BECOME A GOD!

((Also, for a moment there I thought you meant Chimera as in the monster, until I remembered that that's the name of a tank in 40k.))

[Fniff]

USE POWERS OF THE WARP TO BECOME A GOD!

((Also, for a moment there I thought you meant Chimera as in the monster, until I remembered that that's the name of a tank in 40k.))

((Heh.))

You feel yourself lifting. Thousands of voices, screaming in pain. You can feel every creature's death from the beginning of time to the end of the world! You feel every bit of pain, and you are filled with pain and sorrow and grief. You hunger for more! You split into two different personalities, the Death God and the Undead.

The Death God looks down at the Undead. The Undead is an abomination! Kill it, kill it!

You wake up.

Oh God, you just made a new God.

[Demonic Spoon]

Yay! Go out and look for things to OMNOMNOM on!

DITCH THIS LOSER AND BE THE DEATH GOD.

[Fniff]

Yay! Go out and look for things to OMNOMNOM on!

DITCH THIS LOSER AND BE THE DEATH GOD.

((Death god commands are now in ALL CAPS!))

You are now the Death God.

Everything seems to be running like it should. You can't deal with the abominations that have risen, but you make sure that every soul burns in--

Actually, how are you going to punish these souls?