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[abadidea]

A complex simulation which demonstrates the cutting edge of procedural generation with a richly varied geography and culture AI so that the player may enjoy the most realistic challenge available for constructing, managing, and defending a fantasy fortress. Obstacles include goblin raids, monstrosities of the deep, and, naturally, dwarven stupidity.

[mal7690]

A richly detailed simulation where you manage some number of booze repositories more commonly referred as dwarves as they go and complete tasks of your desire usually in the most wrong order possible resulting in the entire fortress falling to invaders, magma, water, tantrums, fun, or some combination of these.

[twilightdusk]

A fortress in the hills, or mountians, deserts, islands, volcanoes, deep underground, lush jungles, trading with dwarves, elves, humans, and trading blows with goblins and kobolds, Build with stone, wood, metal, and glass, structures to live in and items to trade, farm crops for food, or hunt for wild animals.

[!!crundle!!]

MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA

[Stone Wera]

Dwarf Fortress; wherein you manage a fortress who's cheif exports are almost invariably magma, terror, elf corpses, and of course the concentrated lamentation of the widows of the aforementioned elves. Another defining feature is that the objective is to create a prosperous fort, yet the enjoyment is found in losing.

[Biag]

Robinson Crusoe times seven made short, left in the wilderness to live and find nature's treasure; iron is mined, swords are forged, the blood of goblins carpets the halls. Deeper! calls the overseer. Ever deeper! Within the earth's bowels, a blue shine: deeper, ever deeper, and then everybody dies messily.

[elf-fondling human]

Urist McDwarf cancels eat, interuppted by two-legged rhino lizard. x10

[Angel-of-Dusk]

Dwarf fortress is about elephants, mass murder, killing nobles, building pointlessly large things for pure enjoyment, magma, alcoholics, Carp that molest short men looking to get a drink, easily killable ancient beasts with blood that causes your dwarves to explode in a few weeks, and cats that slow time down.

[Duntada Man]

Oh god.  Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.

Does screaming count as a word? If not add that in there somewhere and this is perfect.

If it does count, then this is already perfect.

[parlor_tricks]

Attempt 1

The game creates a bare world, tests its rain and drainage, simulates rivers, grows forests, and monsters escape hell. Then history begins – tiny outposts rise to empire, wage war and are forgotten. Heroes die, fiends corrupt, and the poor starve. And that’s before you even begin to play Dwarf Fortress.

Attempt 2

Dwarf fortress simulates the creation of a world, models its weather and temperature, its wars, heroes and monsters over a 1050 years. Painstaking detail is lavished on this perfect fae world, so that you can then use 7 dwarfs to pump magma from the core to kill goblins.

[Poindexterity]

It starts you off on an open space with 7 dwarves and as much gear and food as you can fit on the wagon. your job is to build a dwarven stronghold out of what you brought and what you find. Things kill you and it gets really complicated.

[Psieye]

A Monte Carlo fantasy novel simulator. Push buton, randomly generate world, step into it and do stuff. It's a life project in progress and currently the mode that is most played has you in charge of a dwarf colony. Incomplete simulation rules create hilarious stories.


That's 45 words, it can be edited to be made into 50.

[Nazguran]

Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, CATSPLOSION!!!

[Malkire]

Found fortress. Seven Dwarves. Deforest Land, invoke war with elves. Burn said elves with Magma. Atom smash rocks. Menace with spikes of cheese. Breed cats. Urist has withdrawn from society. Rock moving cheese maker. Dig deep. Find candy. Visit the circus. Greet the clowns. Have a FUN time. Sad face.

[MarcAFK]

Dwarf!  Indeed, a devious delight fond of drink and industry deceived as both do-gooder and devil by the delusions of deities.  This demander, no daft demeanor, is a driving force of the deadly diocese, now disappointed, delirious from goblin deception.  However, this delicious derangement of a demolished diamond stands determined!

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I am so sigging this.