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[TheBiggerFish]

2179:Your house is a shrine to Armok.

[BadLeo]

2180: When people ask your opinion about the right to bear weapons, you state that you are completely in favour of it as long as the weapon doesn't conflict with job's tool.

2181: You don't comprehend all that fuss the right wing makes about migrants. The only thing is that you have to be careful that there's no vampires among them.

[TheBiggerFish]

2182:You refer to politicians as Legendary +5 Liars and wonder why they're angry at you.  You just complimented their skills!

[BadLeo]

2182:You refer to politicians as Legendary +5 Liars and wonder why they're angry at you.  You just complimented their skills!

To be fair, some of them are dabbling liars and dabbling judgers of intent, but master+ negotiators, consolers, persuaders and intimidators. Sometimes there's even one or another legendary leader, though these are pretty rare.

2183: You write an entire thesis on Political Science about the traits of politicians based on DF skill ranks.

[IcyTea31]

2184: Your winter holiday celebration involves fortifying your house, expecting a foreign invasion.
2184.1: When said invasion comes, you consider whatever is on the invaders' bodies your presents.

[Nullsrc]

2185: You cage said winter invaders and create a zoo to spend happy times looking at them.

[MobRules]

2186: You can finely mince wine.
2186.a: You can then mix said finely minced wine with finely minced raspberry seeds and get a roast.

[TheBiggerFish]

2187:You place each grape in a separate package.

[BadLeo]

2188: You only have one meal for season. But said meal can last for days in a roll, during which you can't do anything else but eat until you are full.

2189: You drink only once per season but, oh, boy, does that counts for the entire season, yeah it does.

[Nullsrc]

2190: You find yourself saying "Thank you very much, praise Armok" to other people. Then you find yourself saying it when nobody is around.

[IcyTea31]

2191: While watching a show of any kind, you constantly and loudly comment on it. The opinions you express constantly flip-flop: at one point the artist is amazing, at another terrible, at another passable, and so on.

[Dirst]

2192: You find yourself at this event and are not thinking about the Senator who is speaking, or the serious topic he is discussing, but rather that some of those symbols on the drape are not valid CP437 characters.

[hector13]

I thought that was someone speaking about Dwarf Fortress.

[Detros]

2192

It's quite a mess. I guess some merchants have managed to get with their wagons on some bridges just as those were closing...

[TheBiggerFish]

2193:When you see ASCII art, you wonder why anyone would build that.