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[crazyabe]

2107: You power EVERYTHING with alcohol.

[Isngrim]

2108: when you eat out you order your steaks "ŕ la Dwarf Fortress" (Charred and Bloody)

[BadLeo]

2109: You have a waterwheel at your backyard that powers your entire house, including the water pumps that feeds the waterwheel from a kiddy pool. Your neighbours find it wondrous and amusing, but they can't reproduce it because they don't play DF.

[Isngrim]

2109: You have a waterwheel at your backyard that powers your entire house,

.....i haven't drawn a blue print for this at all......

and it doesn't require rerouting the nearby river through my entire neighborhood......

[BadLeo]

2110: You only fill that kiddy pool with buckets.

2111: You have to put a stair next to the kiddy pool, climb on it, and pour the water from above.

2112: You fetch one bucket of water at time in the closest river/lake/brook/pool around, even if it is miles away from your house.

2113: If even a small amount of water is still inside the bucket, you put it aside and fetch another bucket, because that other was "in use".

[Dirst]

2112: You fetch one bucket of water at time in the closest river/lake/brook/pool around, even if it is miles away from your house.

2114: Your friend is filling that pool, one bucket at a time, with the water in your pool.

[IcyTea31]

2115: You hear a conspiracy theory of CERN trying to create a portal to Hell, and wonder why they don't just dig down.

[BadLeo]

2115: You hear a conspiracy theory of CERN trying to create a portal to Hell, and wonder why they don't just dig down.

2116: You hear they build that huge thing just to smash atoms and you wonder why such a megaproject for something a simple 1x1 bridge can do quite well.

[Isngrim]

2116,addendum: Wait,no you don't,because making things excessively large and complex is a very dwarfy thing to do!

[Skribbblie]

2117: Every simple meal is "biscuits" to you, even if it's just made of finely-minced yak's milk and finely-minced yak's milk.

[crazyabe]

2118: anything with more than 4 parts is a "Plane Packed" artifact includeing food

[BadLeo]

2119: You believe that the most mysterious question in the universe that neither science nor philosophy, neither religion nor sage or savant can answer is: where did the first anvil came from?

[Max™]

2120: You already know that Armok gifted a dorf with a strange mood that led to the creation of a stone anvil that was used to forge the rest.

2121: You also know that Armok decided to act through a dorf because his first try: dropping the anvils from above, while funny, ended up wiping out too many civilizations to be relied on.

2122: You actually have trouble saying "dwarves" and "dwarf" instead of "dorfs" and "dorf" when talking.

[StacyScene]

2123: When playing most games you wonder why this game doesn't indeed have absudly gruesome combat in which you can destroy your enemies.

[Isngrim]

2124: when your surprised this thread made it to sign(year) 2123 without FPS death.