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[Mesa]

2043. You go around nature reserves killing dangerous animals.
2034.1. You butcher them for their meat, bones and organs.
2044. You store everything in barrels and bins.
2045. All your furniture is made out of stone.
2046. You go stark raving mad because you lacked turtle shells for your next project.

[WoobMonkey]

2047: You name both your first- and second-born children 'Dagger.'
2048: Your brokerage firm has an internal economy based entirely on napping, taking a drink, eating, taking a break, then going back to sleep.

[Demki]

2049: "Could you try to look... ASCIIer?"

[locustgate]

2050: During physics class you try to calculate the sheer force required to cut a goblin in half with a giant axe trap.

[Nasikabatrachus]

2051: You offer your recently bereaved friend a "nice kitten stew" to "cheer them up".
2052: You offer your friend a "legendary grate for [their] room" to make up for "that whole cat thing".
2053: You are surprised that your friend attempted to kill you, but now that they're safely caged you have some ideas for a cool arena.

[Icefire2314]

2050: During physics class you try to calculate the sheer force required to cut a goblin in half with a giant axe trap.

2054: During physics class you try to explain why objects falling into a strange, glowing pit makes the world spin slower.

[doomyoshi]

2055:You refuse the prosthetic leg your doctor gives you because you want to become a legendary crutch-walker.

[WoobMonkey]

2056: You dig a 3' deep channel across your front yard, fill it with water, and demand that any and all guests walk through it on the way into your house.

[Kyr]

The chessboard one is about the fact that there are 32 pieces on a chessboard at the start of the game (16 pawns, 4 rooks, 4 knights, 4 bishops, 2 queens and 2 kings). However, this would show up as 40?, so while making sense, it's still wrong.

2057: You correct posts on the Bay12 Forums made 3 years ago.

[locustgate]

2054: During physics class you try to explain why objects falling into a strange, glowing pit makes the world spin slower.

Chuckle. 2058: During physics you wonder how the hell a piece of cake can kill someone after falling 2 floors.

[BR8]

2059: You determine someone's skills at various tasks by their skin tone.

[Kyr]

2060:You see this:

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and try to find the dwarf that beheaded the demon so that you can make them baron.

[locustgate]

2061: You become depressed because there aren't enough chairs, despite loving your job, making lots of friends, and eating/drinking your favorite stuff.

[WoobMonkey]

2062: No matter where you go, you're sure that the scenery would be improved by placing some well-made weapons traps.

2063: When told you're being paranoid, your stock response is 'you'll be the first to die when the goblins attack.'

[Baffler]

2064: Everyone in your home town spontaneously decides, much to their confusion, that you have earned the title "Hammer Lord."
2065: You dispose of your garbage by repeatedly slamming it with a free standing drawbridge in your backyard.
  2065a: The drawbridge is made of equal parts wagon wood and microcline.