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[Urist MacNoob]

2026: Everyone wonders what that lever next to your furnace does. You respond by telling them to 'Pull it and find out!'.

Casualties estimated to be around eighty one, still finding charred beard residue in pockets around your basement.

[poisoned_salami]

2027: You got your friends to play dwarf fortress, and none of them have ever even heard about it before you started talking about it.
(I'm still working on it...)

[warrob]

2028: you drop everything you're holding and run away screaming from anything that even looks a tiny bit dangerous.
2029: you engrave pictures on walls of you engraving pictures on walls.

[WoobMonkey]

2030: You're permanently barred access to the local zoo, because you were caught, nude, in a waterfountain.  After biting a grizzly bear in the face, wrestling an emu, and screaming in terror from the parrots in the birdhouse.

[Graknorke]

2030: You're permanently barred access to the local zoo, because you were caught, nude, in a waterfountain.  After biting a grizzly bear in the face, wrestling an emu, and screaming in terror from the parrots in the birdhouse.

You need the influence of DF to do that?

[Larix]

2031: you never leave home without a solid steel helmet on - without that kind of protection, any leaf falling on your head could stove your skull in.

[razor871]

2032: You still play The first Armok game.

[dorf]

2033: Leib de Khazdul.

[BlackFlyme]

2033: Leib de Khazdul.

Ohr kannag vass leib gedag deyr. There isn't a word for did, at least not that I could find, but I think dig will suffice.

Missed out on a Metro 2033 joke though.

[Urist McVoyager]

2034: You think of everything in terms of stockpiles and see yourself as a Dwarf too.

[KingBacon]

2035: You make joke about turning stray cats into hats and Animal Control comes knocking at your door.

[Baffler]

2036: You gather 6 random people and move to Siberia on a challenge embark.
2037: A few dozon people migrate from your home country every season, no matter how far away, until you hit the population cap.
2038: You abandon it for the sole purpose of exploring it as an adventurer.
2039: You walk there on a beeline and swim across any body of water in the way, but grumble about FPS while doing so.

[WoobMonkey]

2040: You watch all of your friends and family getting murdere.... wow, I hadn't noticed just how beautiful that door is!

[ICBM pilot]

2041.you kill yourself because somebody you know died.

[Untio11]

2042
You don't really care about anything anymore