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[LordBaal]

1961- You can navigate the menu system without a single miss step and when somebody asks you how to build something you can't for the life of you, give them exactly what keys to press to access it. It's now simply embedded on your muscular memory.

[BlackFlyme]

A bird found its way into the factory I work in today.

The first thing I thought of was whether to use an animal trap or a cage trap, since I wasn't sure if it was vermin or not.

Then, after well over an hour of chasing the thing around with a cardboard box, I wondered if there was a way I could apply magma to the situation.

[flame99]

That is amazing. Have cookie.

{:}
EDIT: Better yet, have some beer.

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IT'S A BARREL AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE!

[Graknorke]

You mean ÷ right?

[Spitfire]

A bird found its way into the factory I work in today.

BlackFlyme cancels work: Interrupted by bird.
BlackFlyme cancels work: Interrupted by bird.
BlackFlyme cancels work: Interrupted by bird. x2
BlackFlyme cancels work: Interrupted by bird.

[CyberUrist]

Have some beer.

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FTFY.

[Graknorke]

You make DF-related references in regular conversation before realising that nobody else has any idea about it. Especially the machinations of your own personal fort.
I do this way too much. To the point where some of my closer friends understand them just through the context of the other references.

[skyte100]

1962 - You dream about a catsplosion.

[Volfgarix]

1963.Your state use catsplosions as weapon of massive destruction.

[itisnotlogical]

1964 - Whenever your own cat goes outside, you fear an IRL catsplosion.

[PatriotSaint]

1965-  Instead of taking out the trash, you mark it for dumping.

[RoboUnicorn]

To start off, let me clear some things up. By "Play DF too much" I mean so much that you MELD YOUR VERY LIFE AND SOUL WITH IT.

Its basically how a Dwarf fort extremeist lives his life. Let me start you off with a few. (Refences are welcome)

1. You brought Magma.

2. You replaced your normal calendar with the dwarf fortress calender

3. You had surgery to make you shorter.

lol

[RoboUnicorn]

1966- You have a load of restraining orders for short people.

[wer6]

1967-whenever you see someone with long ears you get your crossbow

1968- whenever you feel sad, you hope to god you get A good idea near the arse who caused it.

1969-whenever you need wood, you go to the local store and complain they dont have any logs.

1970-WHenever you hear someone complain about going to the bathroom you say " BE A MAN, PEEING IS FOR ELFS!" and then get fired.

1971-whenever you see A hamster, or A bird, you scream in agony and terror

1972-you feel the need to murder whenever you get A bill, and you dont have any mugs to sell.

1973-you think the president should go into your magma chamber for not allowing you to kill his useless barons.

1974-you really hate people who do not wear no less then three tons of sheilds in both of there hands.

1975-you like to call your dwarfas "little gods" and calling nobles "shits"

[PatriotSaint]

1976 - You are arrested for starting a Dwarven Daycare

"But when they get out they'll be Legendary Biters, Wrestlers, Kickers, and Strikers! LET ME GOOOO! THE CHEEEELDRENNNN!