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[Terrahex]

1848: you can't read this because it smells bad.

[ObeseHelmet]

1849: You construct your house entirely out of talc, and it stays up.
1850: You scoff at anything wooden.
1851: Your Tolkien-loving friends think you are the spitting image of blasphemy. "But elves are ... AWESOME!" Yeah right.
1852: Your dreams start to seem realistic.
1853: Your dreams always include magma.
1854: You endlessly try, and fail, to make mechanisms.
1855: In normal speech, you replace "God" with "Armok," and "Hell" with "HFS."

[azrael300]

1856:you find a criminal baby in its own lair

[Hanslanda]

1856a: You kill the baby, and everyone praises you for it.

1857: You get into a fight, and narrate the combat log for your opponent.

[Corai]

1858: You kill a person's baby cause its eating a cookie. Then proceed to say "your welcome."

[Sus]

1859: You've thought about walling over the door to your boss' office, or possibly arranging a lovely magma pump connected to an interesting-looking lever... (preferably both)
1860: (the other side of the story) You really, really want a green glass bed in your bedroom, no matter if it's physically possible to make one or not.

[Hanslanda]

1861: You get hungry, sigh, and start looking for your worlds raw files to add [NO_EAT] to humans.

1862: You play a different game, get ambushed, and shout, 'An ambush! Curse them!'

[TheCoolSideofthePIllow]

I know I've been playing way too much, because I keep hearing the music provided by SoundSense when NOT playing, and it is so vivid, I keep thinking I merely forgot to exit SoundSense. :X

[wfan]

1863: You try to use < and > to switch threads on forums. (Yes I did this)

[Lightningfalcon]

1864: You see nothing wrong on this thread.

[bukitodinos]

1865: you think kittens taste good

[Mictlantecuhtli]

1862: You play a different game, get ambushed, and shout, 'An ambush! Curse them!'

Hahaha, I've actually done this before...

[Kamamura]

1865: You are sitting at your desk, considering writing a sizable book called "The Desk when it counts: Fiction or Truth"
1866: After writing a book, you consider writing another five or six about writing it.

[ObeseHelmet]

1863: You try to use < and > to switch threads on forums. (Yes I did this)

1867: You attempt to use [esc] to get out of annoying websites. (I caught myself doing this after like a week of DF playing)

[CyberUrist]

1863: You try to use < and > to switch threads on forums. (Yes I did this)

1867: You attempt to use [esc] to get out of annoying websites. (I caught myself doing this after like a week of DF playing)

1868: You can simulate an entire DF world in your mind, and do so whilst you are bored.