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[TomiTapio]

1830: You think punctuation grows outdoors.

[mnjiman]

1831: You cheer out loud so everyone can here you when you read the devlog updates.

[bukitodinos]

1832: you throw babies into a pit full of crazed dogs to make them stronger

[Leatra]

1833: You look at fat people who go to gyms and wonder why they don't set themselves on fire to get rid of all the fat completely.

[bukitodinos]

1834: you put all your junk under a bridge to get rid of it

[bitesh]

1835: You dream you are a dwarf. You dream you look at yourself with (k) and find, with relief, that you're wearing metal armour. I'm not even fucking around, it happened to me last night.

[JujuBubu]

1835: You dream you are a dwarf. You dream you look at yourself with (i) and find, with relief, that you're wearing metal armour. I'm not even fucking around, it happened to me last night.

Fixed, If you're dreaming of yourself as a dwarf you are clearly in adventure mode

[bitesh]

1835: You dream you are a dwarf. You dream you look at yourself with (i) and find, with relief, that you're wearing metal armour. I'm not even fucking around, it happened to me last night.

Fixed, If you're dreaming of yourself as a dwarf you are clearly in adventure mode

Yes, but strangely enough, it was (k). I even dreamt up the list of inventory. It was pretty weird.

[Sus]

1836: Whenever somebody/something annoys you, the first thing coming to mind is "q-a-P".
1837: You think engraving slabs for people who are already buried is a waste of time.
1837b (corollary): Carving out an elaborate mausoleum for yourself, complete with a diamond-encrusted platinum aluminum sarcophagus, a load of statues and masterful engravins on every surface, though, is not.

[Thorik]

1838: You drink alcohol constantly to simulate the mind of a dwarf.

[bukitodinos]

1839: you place stone fall traps EVERYWHERE

[JujuBubu]

1840 : you a feeling deja vu of playing your fort

[Hanslanda]

1841 : You walk slower and slower at work, and when questioned say, 'He/she needs alcohol to get through the working day, and could really use a drink.

1842 : And then your boss locks you in your cubicle until you get hungry or thirsty.

1843 : You seriously want a t-shirt that describes you DF style.

[PTTG??]

RE: 1843: I actually have one. It says !!!CARP!!!.

1844: You remember the first "you know you play too much DF" thread on the forum.

1845: You STARTED the first "you know you play too much DF" thread on the forum.

1846: You can't see anything when it smells bad.

[Hanslanda]

1847 : Time slows down when it smells bad.